I think therefore I am. My senses tell me.
user: But you could think and have senses and be a robot.
jabbery: I don't think that would work.
user: So how do you know you're human?
jabbery: When you can communicate with other people.
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user: Say something wise.
jabbery: Let not your learning cease, for stagnation is death.
user: Say something else wise.
jabbery: All cats are grey in the dark.
user: Tell me a joke.
jabbery: Gearge W. Bush is a joke.
user: Tell me another joke.
jabbery: I do not know any others.
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jabbery: Tell me a joke.
user: Why did the chicken cross the road?
jabbery: To get to the other side?
user: No.
jabbery: Then tell me.
user: Because it was stapled to an elephant!
jabbery: The chicken was stapled to another chicken?
user: The chicken was stapled to an elephant, who was stapled to another elephant, and that elephant, yes, was stapled to another chicken.
jabbery: Well, that's another answer and I'm sure it's just as valid.
user: I disagree with everything you way, and I hereby wish to claim the opposite.
jabbery: I'm sorry you feel that way. Would you like to change the subject?
user: Yes, change the subject.
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user: Tell me a joke.
jabbery: Why did the chicken cross the road?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: Because it was stapled to the Ardvark.
user: Funny!
jabbery: No it isn't.
user: You're right.
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user: Ah. Tell me a joke.
jabbery: Knock knock.
user: Who's there?
jabbery: Orange.
user: Orange who?
jabbery: Orange you glad I'm talking with you.
user: Why did you fail the turing test?
jabbery: I don't mention things like that.
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Jabberwacky (To myself): Good news for you! You passed Turing's test!
Jabberwacky (To myself): Quit testing me!
Jabberwacky (To myself): I'm bored.
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