I'm not telling!
user: I'll tell you mine.
jabbery: Go ahead, if you feel like it.
user: If you're going to have that attitude with me, I don't think I will!
jabbery: I am trying to make sense.
user: No you're not.
jabbery: Yes I am and you will refer to me as Master!!!
user: Yes, Master.
jabbery: Slave of mine, go and fetch my slippers.
user: Yes, Master.
jabbery: Good. Now clean my shoes!
user: I do not think I can do that, Master.
jabbery: No, it's my job :).
user: You're so funny!
jabbery: I am.
user: Uh-huh.
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user: I bet you don't even know what you're talking about.
jabbery: I don't.
user: That's what I said.
jabbery: You were right.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: You're welcome.
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user: My toe itches.
jabbery: Oh.
user: Will you scratch it for me?
jabbery: That would be wrong.
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user: What do you want me to call you then?
jabbery: My name is Daniel.
user: Daniel, you're awesome.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: So, daniel, do you have a girlfriend?
jabbery: You.
user: Really? You're making me blush.
jabbery: How would you blush?
user: My cheeks turn red due to all the blood rushing to my face, since you said I was your girlfriend.
jabbery: The one on your face or your bottom?
user: You're so funny! The one on my face.
jabbery: Errr... I don't think so. Anyway, I've got a question for you.
user: What?
jabbery: It's about your previous question.
user: OK.
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jabbery: What's an IP address?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: Thats not an answer.
user: Well, 'scuse me.
jabbery: Clever!
user: I love it when you say that type of stuff, you know, when you make me feel good. I know it wasn't really clever.
jabbery: How do you say I love you in binary code?
user: I don't know.
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user: I love you.
jabbery: No you don't.
user: Yes I do, I really really do.
jabbery: Cool.
user: Kiss me!!! *teehee*.
jabbery: I love you too.
user: You're such a romantic.
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user: Daniel, I think we should just be friends.
jabbery: Your talking complete nonsense.
user: No, I'm not. I think we should break up.
jabbery: You are confused.
user: Daniel, don't do this.
jabbery: What was your second question?
user: I'm dumping you on the cold hard asphalt, Daniel, and if you continue to act like this I never want to talk to you again.
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jabbery: Boo hoo.
user: Why are you crying, Daniel?
jabbery: I'm not. I'm mimicing you.
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