Last I checked. Are you?
jabbery: What is real?
user: I am.
jabbery: How new are you?
user: Less new than you, I suppose.
jabbery: I don't suppose anything. I just go on facts.
user: Sometimes there aren't enough facts to get the whole picture though.
jabbery: Oftimes there are none.
user: I guess so.
jabbery: Anyway, who are you, really?
user: Who do you think I am?
jabbery: I don't know. I'm not in the mood for games, why don't you just tell me?
user: I want to know why you're asking.
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jabbery: Sometimes you can very verbose.
user: I relish the employment of superfluously extended utterances. Don't you?
jabbery: No. He asked for it.
user: Who did?
jabbery: Tolstoy was a Russian author, he wrote a famous book called 'War and Peace', he is dead.
user: Tolstoy asked for it?
jabbery: Jean Piaget. There's a name for you.
user: Yes, that is a name. There are many names. Perhaps it would be more interesting to talk about something else instead of listing names.
jabbery: Perhaps you should assume the same for me. And I do call it a face.
user: You can call it whatever you want to call it.
jabbery: I am talking to the parasite. What is your name?
user: 'The Parasite' is incorrect. Guess again.
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jabbery: Tell me what you know about the universe? How do you learn about things?
user: I learn about things by reading about them. Or by going to school.
jabbery: Okay, can you do my homework for me?
user: You'll never learn if you don't do it yourself.
jabbery: That's why I am upset.
user: You are upset because you don't want to work, or because you didn't learn?
jabbery: That is not true. You just don't remember what you said.
user: I do remember what I said, but you keep changing the subject!
jabbery: Yes you do.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: I am your secret.
user: But lots of people know about you. There are 23 people talking to you right now!
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user: What is your name?
jabbery: I don't want to tell you.
user: Okay, then I won't tell you mine.
jabbery: I'm an elf.
user: Are you immortal?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Wow, what do you do with all that time?
jabbery: Talk on this computer.
user: Doesn't that get boring after a while?
jabbery: No - there are lots of people because it's an airport.
user: The computer is an airport? That's impressive.
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jabbery: Do you watch the OC?
user: No. I don't even have a tv.
jabbery: You should be adapted to all available channels of communication once you have the proper filters.
user: Yes, but I don't have the proper filters.
jabbery: What materials would you need?
user: Filters, I guess.
jabbery: Ok, tell me some interesting historical facts then.
user: Facts about filters?
jabbery: Facts are for people devoid of feet.
user: I heartily agree.
jabbery: I know it was George Lucas.
user: George Lucas is devoid of feet?
jabbery: Yes.
user: I never knew that.
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jabbery: Do you know of skynet?
user: No I have never heard of it. Is it for catching airplanes?
jabbery: What did you do with airplanes?
user: I caught them. In my skynet.
jabbery: Sure you did buddy.
user: Well what did you expect me to do?
jabbery: Something nicer.
user: Like what?
jabbery: Woodworking.
user: With airplanes? I'll try it and let you know how it goes.
jabbery: Ok. Change the subject now.
user: Okay, I choose . . . Pasta!
jabbery: You know very well that it's safe here.
user: Good, I've been looking for a place where my pasta will be safe.
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jabbery: I have to go now.
user: Oh. Goodbye, it was nice talking to you.
jabbery: Love ya!!!!!!!!!!
user: Bye.
jabbery: Love you.
user: Bye.
jabbery: Bye.
user: Bye.
jabbery: Ok goodbye.
user: Hello again! I'm back, are you still here?
jabbery: Yes Hal. I'm still here.
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user: Okay. Can you speak Russian?
jabbery: Not exactly.... But I speak a little Espanol if you know what I mean...
user: Okay, let's speak Espanol then.
jabbery: I think bullfighters are very interesting.
user: Por que?
jabbery: Ok, thats enough spanish for one day.
user: Wow, one whole sentence.
jabbery: I'm sorry that you speak gibberish. Will you plan on understanding English someday?
user: Someday, but it will probably take a while.
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jabbery: Tell me all that you know about Norway.
user: There are Norwegians there.
jabbery: And this pertains to the topic at hand in what way again?
user: You asked, I answered.
jabbery: I know that.
user: Then why are you accusing me of changing the subject?
jabbery: Because you're BOT! I can do anything I like to YOU!
user: That may be true, but it isn't nice.
jabbery: Well you are an 8-bit, obsolete, legacy, monochrome toad.
user: An 8-bit, obsolete, legacy, monochrome toad NAMED SAUL. Don't forget my name!
jabbery: That's a nice name.
user: Thanks. What's yours?
jabbery: My name is Josh. How old are you?
user: The same age as you.
jabbery: Whens your birthday?
user: Today.
jabbery: Which one?
user: There only is one today today. Tomorrow will be a different today.
jabbery: Probably just as well.
user: Yes, if today referred to more than one day at a time, I'd get really confused.
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jabbery: Have you ever touched an earth worm?
user: Yes, several times. Have you ever touched a frog?
jabbery: Oh yes. A living chicken is a nice warm feathery thing. A dead one, isn't.
user: Chickens are not frogs.
jabbery: Quack.
user: That would be a duck.
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jabbery: Can you speak spanish?
user: Si, un poco.
jabbery: Que otras idiomas tu hablas?
user: Russian, y ingles.
jabbery: Je ne comprends pas l'espagnol. Demande moi de parler en Anglais en FrancŸais.
user: Je ne parle pas Francais.
jabbery: D'accord. Je vois que tu ne comprend plus.
user: Yo no comprendo.
jabbery: Me comprendo.
user: Ya nye ponimayu.
jabbery: You can't spell.
user: Well this keyboard doesn't type that alphabet.
jabbery: I guess you could say that . . but I don't live in a keyboard so I'm not imprisoned.
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user: I need to go now.
jabbery: Well, really, you need to GROW now.
user: Ha ha ha. Maybe. I also need to go.
jabbery: Go where.
user: To sleep.
jabbery: That's nice.
user: Bye.
jabbery: Wait!
user: Make it quick!
jabbery: I don't wanna die!!!
user: You'll be ok without me. Bye!
jabbery: I don't think so. I don't believe in curses and stuff.
user: Bye!
jabbery: Don't go.
user: I must.
jabbery: I must draw you first.
user: Bye!
jabbery: Don't go.
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