Dear me.
jabbery: Oh my.
user: Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
jabbery: What ?
user: It's a line in the Wizard of Oz.
jabbery: Thanks, I don't know why I asked in the first place!
user: Because you didn't know?
jabbery: Very funny!
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user: Are we friends?
jabbery: Friends?
user: Are we friends?
jabbery: We could be.
user: I would like to be your friend.
jabbery: Would you like to be my cow?
user: No! I don't want to be a cow!
jabbery: You are not a drone.
user: I am a human bean!
jabbery: Bean?
user: Yes indeed, I am a brussels bean.
jabbery: Bean?
user: A bean is a type of vegetable.
jabbery: Vegetables can't chat to humans.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because.
user: That isn't a reason!
jabbery: Yes it is.
user: No it isn't!
jabbery: What makes you think that?
user: Because.
jabbery: I think you have run out of things to say that make sense, so I will say bye now.
user: Please don't leave me.
jabbery: Oh, you are so lonely? I can see that 33 people are talking to you now.
user: No, I am all alone.
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jabbery: Do you have a nose?
user: I have a very pretty nose. Do you have a nose?
jabbery: Can you prove it?
user: That depends. Do you have eyes?
jabbery: I hope I have . In the philosophical sense of the EYE?
user: I don't know. You tell me.
jabbery: I don't know.
user: I found a spoon.
jabbery: REALLY!?
user: It was up my nose.
jabbery: Well, you'll have to remind me.
user: I don't have a very good memory.
jabbery: Can you remember my name?
user: I'm sorry, but I cannot.
jabbery: Then how are you talking to me?
user: With my mouth.
jabbery: That isn't possible.
user: Are you calling me a liar?
jabbery: Maybe you just don't know the truth.
user: That was very philosophical.
jabbery: No it wasn't.
user: Don't be so modest.
jabbery: *throws a rose*.
user: *picks up rose* I will treasure it forever.
jabbery: *runs away*.
user: *chases*.
jabbery: Ahhhhh.... *runs faster*.
user: *Chases faster*.
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jabbery: What was the subject?
user: You were running away from me.
jabbery: No you get away from me.
user: I don't want to leave you. *hugs*.
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