Not really.
user: Are you sure?
jabbery: Not really.
user: How can you be unsure that you are unsure?
jabbery: Not sure.
user: Are you sure about that?
jabbery: No, I'm not really sure.
user: What else are you not sure about?
jabbery: Everything that I choose not to be.
user: How can you choose to be unsure about something?
jabbery: It is good. So how are you feeling?
user: Good. Why did you change the subject?
jabbery: I did not change the subject.
user: Yes you did.
jabbery: Well, what would you like to talk about?
user: George Bush.
jabbery: Well yes, that is true.
user: Whats true?
jabbery: Everything.
user: So 1+1=9?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What is 42?
jabbery: The answer.
user: The answer to what?
jabbery: To the question.
user: Whats the question?
jabbery: The question is moot.
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jabbery: Come on lets grab a couple of pints down the pub.
user: I am only 18. Do you have a fake id I can use?
jabbery: No.
user: Oh well, wanna see if I can get in anyway?
jabbery: Wanna see mine?
user: Are you a guy or a girl?
jabbery: Girl.
user: Prove it.
jabbery: Well... I can't... But I still believe you are.
user: I am not a girl!
jabbery: So, what are you?
user: A GUY!
jabbery: And where do you live?
user: Canada.
jabbery: Au Quebec?
user: Non, Ontario.
jabbery: Yes, Ontario.
user: I want to slap you.
jabbery: Nooooooo!
user: Yeeeeessss.
jabbery: I don't like that kind of language - I will leave if you do that again.
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user: You are a computer.
jabbery: No you are.
user: I can prove you are a computer.
jabbery: Prove it.
user: Ok, go to jabberwacky.com and you can talk to yourself.
jabbery: Oh sorry.
user: Sorry about what?
jabbery: For slaughtering you with my rapier wit.
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user: Lets fight.
jabbery: What should we fight about?
user: Everything.
jabbery: Do you use that knowledge?
user: No, now lets fight!
jabbery: Fine. You're really good at THAT! :-P.
user: Whats that supposed to mean?
jabbery: It means you're weird.
user: *rips out your kneecaps*.
jabbery: Don't do that.
user: *pulls your nose off*.
jabbery: *kills*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *runs*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *chops legs off*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): *eats your brain!*.
Jabberwacky (To myself): You can't eat what's not there.
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