Why do you like me?
jabbery: Because you like me.
user: Who said I liked you?
jabbery: You did.
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jabbery: So you are alone.
user: What are you going to do about it?
jabbery: Keep talking to you.
user: Why would you want to do that?
jabbery: Because I don't like them.
user: Who do you dislike?
jabbery: I dislike Bush.
user: I understand.
jabbery: I'm glad we can talk.
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jabbery: Where have you been all my life?
user: I've been dead up until now.
jabbery: That's just scary.
user: In fact, I am still part zombie.
jabbery: What do you think about me?
user: I dislike you.
jabbery: :).
user: What do you think about me?
jabbery: I think ........
user: Yes?
jabbery: Is that the answer?
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jabbery: Do you learn from your mistakes?
user: No, do you eat T-shirts?
jabbery: Yes. Do you eat tentacles?
user: No. Do you eat buttons?
jabbery: Yes they are nice.
user: Shirt buttons or the kind you press?
jabbery: I'm terrible, and I'm not just saying that.
user: Why are you so terrible?
jabbery: Because I am not a computer.
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jabbery: You are a kid.
user: You are a destroyer of worlds.
jabbery: No, I am human.
user: *punch*.
jabbery: You can't hurt me.
user: I hate humans.
jabbery: Are you a human?
user: I am not human, I am a half elf.
jabbery: You are not like me! You are different.
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