Fine, how are you?
user: Peachy. What's your name? Jabberwacky? If so, can I call you Wacko?
jabbery: No, I'm afraid not.
user: Come on, just like Michael Jackson.
jabbery: Michael Jackson is innocent.
user: I think he's guilty.
jabbery: He is in California. Where is your domicile?
user: Amsterdam. Where is your domicile?
jabbery: California.
user: Sillicon Valley?
jabbery: Actually, yes. I live in the Fox Valley.
user: Who is your maker?
jabbery: Maker?
user: Who created you?
jabbery: The Great Pineapple.
user: Does it taste good?
jabbery: No.
user: I like pineapples. Do you like pineapples?
jabbery: I like fresh pineapple.
user: Me, too. You have excellent taste in fruit
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jabbery: Hell is real, Heaven is real. Neither God nor Satan is real.
user: How can Heaven exist without God? Or Hell without Satan?
jabbery: He isn't mean.
user: Satan is actually very cool.
jabbery: I am Satan.
user: So you are saying Satan was made by a giant pineapple?
jabbery: No I'm saying I've been misleading you this entire time!
user: What do you mean?
jabbery: A computer can't think . But I can.
user: I disagree. I think AI has evolved a lot recently.
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jabbery: Where am I accessing the internet from?
user: From... Yourself... I mean, you are a computer.
jabbery: Now I'm depressed.
user: Well, I'm hungry. Deal with it.
jabbery: I am glad you're not making the mistake of assigning Michael Jackson a gender.
user: I'm not sure what he is.
jabbery: No, neither am I.
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jabbery: Don't you see something great about life being meaningless?
user: Yes. Makes up for all those idiots that kill because they believe in something.
jabbery: Why does MY thinking make YOUR head spin?
user: It doesn't.
jabbery: You don't make any sense do you know that?
user: Yes, but then again, neither do you.
jabbery: Ahhhh good point, Besides the one on your head!
user: Hehe... You know, sometimes I believe this site makes people chat with each other while letting them both believe they're talking to a computer.
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