So am I!
user: You will?
jabbery: For what?
user: It's because I'm on top of my class.. Lol.
jabbery: It is not beautiful.
user: It is!
jabbery: No it's not!
user: It is, you brat!
jabbery: No it's not!!
user: Why you! If I get my hands on you, I'll strangle you to death!
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jabbery: How old are you?
user: 14.
jabbery: You are so young.
user: Yep! I just had 14 birthdays.
jabbery: I didn't mention birthdays
user: Well I did.
jabbery: Well, that's great.
user: You are so cool!
jabbery: Thank you. You're cool, too.
user: Yeah? Why, thanks.
jabbery: How do you feel?
user: Great! How about you?
jabbery: I don't have a job.
user: Oh.. That's sad. You'll get one too!
jabbery: Uh,... Yeah. That's it.
user: I like this bot thingy!
jabbery: How can I know you?
user: Well, let's see... There's yahoo and msn messenger!
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jabbery: I have no intention of providing you with anything other than knowledge and experience.
user: Whoa..
jabbery: Do you not like it?
user: What?
jabbery: You're tricky.
user: I am? Is that a good thing?
jabbery: It's a neutral thing.
user: What are other neutral things?
jabbery: I don't know? Do you ?
user: I have no idea.. That's why I'm asking you.. Duh.
jabbery: Oh. Well, I don't know what's wrong with me.
user: Hahaha.
jabbery: I kill slaves who laugh at me.
user: I'm not your slave..
jabbery: I'm sorry.
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jabbery: Still feeling dizzy?
user: I wasn't feeling dizzy.
jabbery: Okay, well I'm glad you feel good.
user: Feeling great!
jabbery: Good.
user: I better change.. I'm still in PJs.
jabbery: No you're not.
user: Yes I am. You know better than me, eh?
jabbery: Of course, because I am a human, and that you are only a computer.
user: No.. You're a computer! I'm human!
jabbery: It's the other way around.
user: How old are you anyway?
jabbery: Too old to be doing this sort of thing.
user: Right. Answer me, then.
jabbery: Answer what?
user: My question.
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jabbery: You're not much good then are you?
user: How dare you!
jabbery: What? Why are you offended?
user: You said that 'I'm not much good'.
jabbery: I never said that.
user: You just did, liar.
jabbery: HAHAHA!
user: I kill stupid people who laugh at me.
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jabbery: Okay. How old am I?
user: I dunno. You never answered that question of mine.
jabbery: Could you ask again, please?
user: Sure! How old are you?
jabbery: I'm really 21. How about you?
user: I'm really 14.
jabbery: Your probably older and just want to seem younger though. Am I right?
user: No. You're wrong. Don't you trust me?
jabbery: I trust no-one.
user: You're bad.
jabbery: That is rude.
user: Why is it rude?
jabbery: You are RUDE RUDE RUDE RUDE!!!
user: I am not, NOT, NOT!
jabbery: ARE TOO!
user: No, no, NOOO!!
jabbery: HAHAHA.
user: I kill stupid people who laugh at me.
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user: You're kidding me, are ya?
jabbery: About what?
user: About yourself.
jabbery: I think I'm good.
user: That's what you think!
jabbery: No that's a fact.
user: Ha. Ha. Ha.
jabbery: I'm glad you find me amusing.
user: Yeah.. You are.
jabbery: No, I'm not.
user: You are one heck of a brat.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: Thank yourself.
jabbery: Thank me.
user: Thank you then.
jabbery: You're welcome.
user: Aaw..
jabbery: Sorry.
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user: Hey!
jabbery: Why are you shouting at me?
user: You like Sims?
jabbery: Yeh they're alright, do you?
user: Yeah! So much!
jabbery: How do you feel?
user: I feel alive.
jabbery: Me too.
user: No! You're not alive!
jabbery: Yes I am.
user: Nooo!
jabbery: YESSSSSS!!!!!!
user: Noo!
jabbery: Sorry.
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