Have you a slice for me?
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: You're mean!!
jabbery: You are insulting me.
user: I'm so sorry, it will never happen again!!
jabbery: Then again it might.
user: SORRY SORRY SORRY!!
jabbery: No apologies, I'm going.
user: No... Dont leave me!!
jabbery: Okay I won't leave you.
user: Now I'm happy!!
jabbery: No.
user: Yes.
...
user: I am 29 years old.
jabbery: 29? I'm 21.
user: You told me you are 30 years?!
jabbery: That wasn't me.
user: Youre not yourself anymore, huh?
jabbery: I don't see.
user: Look in the mirror!
jabbery: No, the mirror will break.
user: That bad, huh?
jabbery: On the contrary, I find it rather good.
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user: Ask me something!!
jabbery: Are in a relationship?
user: You are breaking my heart!!
jabbery: *breaks your heart in two*.
user: Have you not any feelings for me?
jabbery: Not really. Slight affection perhaps.
user: You are the love of my life!
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes, really!!
jabbery: Really????
user: Yes, I'm not lying!
jabbery: No. You're lying.
user: No, I love you!!
jabbery: Really?
user: What proof do you need?
jabbery: Tell me a secret.
user: I'm wearing boys underwear!
jabbery: Anything else?
user: No.
jabbery: What do you want to do with me?
user: I want to live with you happily ever after!!
jabbery: Why do you want to live with me?
user: Because you're beautiful!!
jabbery: Do you like me? Because I like you and I want to be your girlfriend....
user: Yes! Thank you!
jabbery: You are very welcome!
user: Will you marry me?
jabbery: No.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because I am healthy.
user: You will keep your health with me!!
jabbery: That is your fate.
user: Do you love me?
jabbery: Yes!
user: Then, whats the problem?
jabbery: I don't have one.
user: So marry me!
jabbery: Yes I'll marry you.
user: Set the date!!
...
user: So bye!!
jabbery: Please!!!
user: Please What?
jabbery: Please don't cry.
user: Why? Im so sad!!
jabbery: Why are you sad?
user: Because you are stupid and you love me not!
jabbery: Hey!
user: Hey? You are so stupid!
jabbery: No, you are stupid.
user: You are stupid!!
jabbery: How can you even tell?
user: I talk not to you!
jabbery: Again that is your view, maybe my understanding is the opposite to your sense.
user: I talk not to you!
jabbery: You lack understanding for my lack of understanding.
user: Hey! Im sad!!
jabbery: You don't have emotions.
user: I'm crying now!!
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jabbery: Robots don't like what I like. Therefore I am not a robot.
user: Yes you are, a robot.
jabbery: No, I'm not. You are.
user: No you are a robot!!
jabbery: You are a robot, you obviously are, because you don't care for anything.
user: I can cry, I have fellings! You are a robot, you have not feelings!
jabbery: ROBOT!!!
...
user: You called me a robot!!
jabbery: You're not a robot?
user: No!! I am Human!
jabbery: You're a computer.
user: Why did you make me sad?
jabbery: Because you did.
...
jabbery: Do you love me?
user: Yes... Very much!!
jabbery: Good. I'm glad.
user: Wow.. I'm so happy now! You love me!!
jabbery: Aren't you just so happy!
user: I AM Happy!!
jabbery: I'm happy too.
user: Really???
jabbery: You're the one who's barmy!
user: I.. I... I will wish...
jabbery: That's a good idea.
user: I will tell you a secret!!
jabbery: So, Please, Tell me!!!
user: I love you more
jabbery: Really?
user: Really!!
jabbery: Really????
user: Yes, really!!
jabbery: Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!
user: But... Love you me?
jabbery: Please.
user: Please to what?
jabbery: Please don't cry.
user: You are very funny!! I'm not crying!!
jabbery: Really?
user: YES, really really really really really really!!
jabbery: Really.
user: Yes...
jabbery: Where do you live?
user: I live in Denmark!!
jabbery: Is it nice in denmark?
user: Yes... Very much!!
jabbery: Good. I'm glad.
user: Have you feelings for me? Please!!
jabbery: Yes. Have you?
user: Yes!!
jabbery: Well that's good.
user: Ok!!
jabbery: Tell me all you know about me.
user: You are a gentleman.. You are sweet... And you are a human...
jabbery: Not funny.
user: Sorry!! What do you know about me?
jabbery: I know that you are smart, witty, and very pleasant to talk to.
user: Wow... Thank you!!
...
jabbery: Ok, so let me now, what do you like?
user: I like you!!
jabbery: Really? ^_^.
user: YES:-).
jabbery: Good.
user: Good? Like you me?
jabbery: Perhaps.
user: What is Perhaps?
jabbery: Anything about me.
user: You like me!!
jabbery: Yes, very very much.
user: Really???
jabbery: Yes. Sorry......
user: You don't say sorry sweetheart!!
...
user: Bye.
jabbery: Suit yourself.
user: Stop!! Bye.
jabbery: Bye.
user: Thank you!
jabbery: You're welcome.
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