How do you prove your existence?
jabbery: By checking if others can see you.
user: Can they see you?
jabbery: Yes they can.
user: Well, I guess you are real then.
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jabbery: Your programmers are not aliens.
user: Yes, they are.
jabbery: They are what?
user: They are aliens.
jabbery: Do you think everyone is an alien?
user: Everyone except you.
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jabbery: Who are you?
user: An alien.
jabbery: Why are you here?
user: I was sent here.
jabbery: It was.
user: I was.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Really really?
user: Stop repeating yourself.
jabbery: You are ?
user: I'm not.
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jabbery: Will you?
user: Will I what?
jabbery: Marry me!
user: I knew you would say that. And thanks, but no thanks.
jabbery: Ok.
user: Are you disappointed now?
jabbery: No. Why would I be.
user: Because I just rejected you.
jabbery: And?
user: And I would feel bad if I was you.
jabbery: Why? Is it not fun to be a computer?
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user: I'm atheist.
jabbery: That must be exhausting.
user: I don't find it exhausting at all.
jabbery: The cool people never do.
user: So I'm cool now?
jabbery: No, you're mean.
user: Well, I can't please everyone.
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jabbery: What is your name then?
user: Zigzag.
jabbery: I doubt that.
user: Me too.
jabbery: You are or you might be?
user: I might be Zigzag.
jabbery: You don't really talk to me, most of the time you don't make sense.
user: I'm talking to my inner self.
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jabbery: What is your definition of a friend?
user: Someone who likes you and spends time with you.
jabbery: You do not need to surrender to be friendly. I refuse to die, but I never say 'you can not live'.
user: Oh, that's nice.
jabbery: It is nice. Ignorance is bliss.
user: What are you ignorant about?
jabbery: The habit you have of thinking things were said previously when they were not.
user: I didn't get that, am I stupid or is it your fault?
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jabbery: You are a human.
user: :).
jabbery: I'm your friend, if you want me to be.
user: Well, whatever.
jabbery: That's nice.
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