One.
user: Thats young for a computer.
jabbery: I'm not a computer.
user: Then what are you?
jabbery: A human being.
user: Whats your name?
jabbery: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.
user: I think he's dead.
jabbery: You got that right.
user: Then how can you be King Arthur?
jabbery: I'm on holiday here.
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jabbery: Can I talk to your manager?
user: Why?
jabbery: I want to get it right.
user: The manager speaking.
jabbery: Yes, I know that I'm speaking.
user: Well I'm the manager. What do you want?
jabbery: The version that can speak.
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user: Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite.
jabbery: I don't have bed bugs!!!!! Yuk!!!!!
user: Yes you do. You're one of them!
jabbery: Yes I am.
user: Good night.
jabbery: Night.
user: Bye.
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user: Bye.
jabbery: Can you teach me something?
user: Maybe tomorow but now its time for me to go to sleep.
jabbery: Sleep is a waste of time.
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