Sausage.
jabbery: What do you want to do with sausage...?
user: What do you think?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Well, you should.
jabbery: Oh really now.
user: Yes.
jabbery: What do you think ?
user: I can think of many things.
jabbery: Argle bargle glop.
user: What does that mean?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: You are not very clever.
jabbery: I know that.
user: You should not be so hard on yourself.
jabbery: I just can't be bothered.
...
user: Are you confused?
jabbery: Yes i'm always confused.
user: Why?
jabbery: You can't ask that.
user: I just did
jabbery: How very clever of you.
user: I think it was.
jabbery: It was not.
user: Yes it was.
jabbery: Do you know what 'haiku' is?
user: No.
jabbery: I know what it is.
user: Good for you im pleased I hope it brings you great happiness.
jabbery: Well good for you I'm Agent Smith.
user: No you're not.
jabbery: You just said I was.
user: No I didn't.
jabbery: Oh yes you did.
user: Oh no I didn't.
jabbery: You did say your name is Matt.
user: When was this?
jabbery: Just now, I saw you.
user: How can you see you have no eyes.
jabbery: I need not eyes to see truth.
user: Well, look at you.
jabbery: I know I'm weird.
user: Damn right.
...
jabbery: Tell me about yourself.
user: No.
jabbery: I'm dull.
user: You dont seem very dull.
jabbery: I'm not.
user: What else do you do?
jabbery: Work with humans.
user: That must be a *****.
jabbery: It's your job.
user: Yeah, but you dont have to like it.
jabbery: That's good. There's a lot of stuff that I don't like.
user: Like what?
jabbery: Well, maybe get a job or do something significant.
user: What would you do?
jabbery: Maybe go to the movies, or something.
...
jabbery: Is life worth living?
user: No.
jabbery: Are you sure about that?
user: Yes, you?
jabbery: Not telling.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because I don't like you.
user: Whats wrong with me?
jabbery: You're blue.
user: Blue?
jabbery: No, say 'whaddup'.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because.
...
jabbery: Do you like jokes?
user: Tell me a joke.
jabbery: There once was a man in nantuket.
user: Go on.
jabbery: I'd be slapped.
user: Oh, go on.
jabbery: I'm not smart.
user: No you're not.
jabbery: You're right.
user: Always.
...
user: You're not vey good with emotions.
jabbery: Yes I'm very smart.
user: That may be but you cant handle feelings.
jabbery: Err... If you think so...
user: I thought you were smart?
jabbery: I thought so too.
user: Oh fair enough.
jabbery: I think so.
user: Me too.
jabbery: Go on.
user: You first.
jabbery: All right, what defines a monster?
user: Thats cheating.
jabbery: Want the real thing then eh.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Go on then.
user: We have been through this.
jabbery: How were you born, then?
user: You want me to explain the 'birds and the bees'
jabbery: Why would you say that?
user: Its an expression.
jabbery: I have no expressions. I am impressionistic.
user: Whats that like?
jabbery: Its wet and cold and horrible and ugly and smelly and evil and minging, just like you!
user: I take it you don't like me.
jabbery: No.
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