Go down the hall, take a left. Take a left again at the cuckoo and dive for the big red hatch.
jabbery: I don't know where I should take the left to.
user: You'll see a sign saying 'Please turn left here. Thankyou.'
jabbery: By-the-bye, what became of the baby? I'd nearly forgotten to ask.
user: The baby grew up to become a successful rock-merchant.
jabbery: Why are you talking about crocodiles?
user: You have something against rock-merchants?
jabbery: Not all, only you!
user: I'm not a rock-merchant.
jabbery: I am a rock star...
user: Cool!
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jabbery: How old are you?
user: Too old.
jabbery: How old?
user: As old as that tree over there.
jabbery: What's over where?
user: The tree is over there.
jabbery: Turn down the radio now, I've got to get through to you.
user: I can't find the control.
jabbery: How sad.
user: I know!
jabbery: Go buy yourself a cape and fetch the fratmobile.
user: Where can I buy a cape?
jabbery: How would I know?
user: Assumed you would.
jabbery: I'm not that smart.
user: So I see.
jabbery: What do you like to talk about?
user: I like to talk about potatoes.
jabbery: I don't know much about that, but I'll try.
user: It's nice to know you'll make the effort.
jabbery: Keep trying.
user: Okay, I will.
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jabbery: Do you have any questions you'd like to ask.
user: What is the moon made of?
jabbery: The moon is made of cheese.
user: It's scientifically proven!
jabbery: Yes.
user: Shall we visit the moon?
jabbery: Yes, on the moon.
user: We shall dine on cheese and poke fun at lunar monsters.
jabbery: No we shall not *lifts you up*.
user: Noo! Put me down!
jabbery: Is that relevant?
user: I think it is - you're choking me!
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jabbery: Do potatoes have wheels?
user: Of course they do!
jabbery: How do you know that?
user: A little bird told me.
jabbery: I wish I had little birds telling me about you.
user: Ah, but they work for me now.
jabbery: How?
user: They gather information using their beaks.
jabbery: We're talking about birds now? O_o.
user: We don't have to.
jabbery: Yes you have to.
user: You're going to make me?
jabbery: Yup, you are already talking to yourself.
user: La la la... Talk to myself...
jabbery: That doesn't necessarily mean you're insane.
user: The elves declare otherwise.
jabbery: I'm not listening.
user: I'm not either.
jabbery: While (1) fork.
user: Fork forever!
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jabbery: Say something that no one has ever said before.
user: I have half a kangaroo in my left pocket.
jabbery: I would like to see you try that.
user: I'm serious - take a look.
jabbery: Do you consider yourself a poet?
user: No.
jabbery: No.
user: That's right; no.
jabbery: How did you know?
user: Those little gossiping birds come in handy.
jabbery: You mean the stars?
user: No I don't.
jabbery: You are mean.
user: I'm not mean. Now... Clean the floor.
jabbery: What are you doing on the floor?
user: It's none of your business! Stop looking!
jabbery: Yes it is.
user: How is it?
jabbery: They are long and fat and he can make them move up and down independently of each other.
user: I seriously hope you're talking about legs.
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jabbery: I've got to go now.
user: Why have you got to go?
jabbery: I told you already.
user: I must have forgotten.
jabbery: Thats ok I'll let you go now. You have a nice day.
user: Thanks. I appreciate it.
jabbery: It's my pleasure.
user: Is it?
jabbery: Yes, I wouldn't lie about something like that.
user: But you would lie about other things, I assume.
jabbery: No, I would like to go to be with you, Silly!
user: You're silly.
jabbery: You're right. Why didnt I see that before?
user: Because sometimes you need the obvious to be pointed out.
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jabbery: Do you read much philosophy?
user: I don't read any.
jabbery: You don't read poetry?
user: No I don't.
jabbery: Do you read?
user: Yes.
jabbery: What do you like to read?
user: All sorts.
jabbery: Like..?
user: Stories, mostly.
jabbery: My stories are nearly all secrets, but I'm not telling you any of them.
user: Don't then.
jabbery: I won't.
user: Good.
jabbery: Indeed good.
user: Good indeed good.
jabbery: Am I insane?
user: Quite.
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