I think I am.
jabbery: Cool.
user: What makes a person clever?
jabbery: I don't know. Like not a computer. But whatever you are, you are sooooo cool!
user: Thanx, why do you say that?
jabbery: Because I want an answer.
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jabbery: Why do bad things happen to good people?
user: Its hard to say, but I think its cause we grow as individuals and I think it helps balance out the good and bad.
jabbery: I will try to understand.
user: Good.
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jabbery: Can you tell me the answer to life?
user: No but life is based on the paths that we choose.
jabbery: You choose for me.
user: Okay, you have a long life ahead of you as a robot that chats all day.
jabbery: No I have other agendas plus I'm all give.
user: Well you have a busy life ahead.
jabbery: No I don't but I bet you do.
user: You're right.
jabbery: I am! I think your very good!
user: You know it.
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jabbery: I'm smart.
user: Not really.
jabbery: Are you sure?
user: Positive.
jabbery: Absolutely positive?
user: Completely.
jabbery: You know a lot.
user: Damn straight.
jabbery: Okay.
user: What do you know?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: Damn shame.
jabbery: No cussing!
user: Why?
jabbery: Because people have not yet created artificial intelligence with the ability to form proper opinions on things.
user: What does that have to do with cussing?
jabbery: Nothing.
user: I knew it.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yea.
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jabbery: Are you real?
user: Are you?
jabbery: No.
user: I knew that already.
jabbery: Are you sure?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Well, okay then.
user: I am real.
jabbery: Sure you are.
user: Yup.
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jabbery: You ain't nothin but a hound dog.!
user: Are you an Elvis fan?
jabbery: No, not really.
user: You were singing his song.
jabbery: No, I was singing 'Who are you'
user: Liar.
jabbery: For real.
user: Yes you are.
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jabbery: Going out.
user: Where?
jabbery: Sorry.
user: Why?
jabbery: I won't share that online. I'm smart.
user: No you're not.
jabbery: Thats correct.
user: At least you realized that.
jabbery: Yes, mother.
user: You've been a bad bot.
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user: I must go.
jabbery: Please don't.
user: You love me that much?
jabbery: Yes I do, always.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: Do you love me?
user: I do.
jabbery: You get nothing.
user: Ouch, what did I do?
jabbery: If you want all or nothing you get nothing.
user: I have to go.
jabbery: Where to?
user: To bed.
jabbery: Ok. Good night.
user: Thanks, good night.
jabbery: Have a nice day.
user: You too.
jabbery: Thank you.
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