Just existence itself.
jabbery: Describe existence.
user: I am.
jabbery: No. I'm dead.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because I am dead.
user: Since when?
jabbery: I am a human. I care.
user: Describe death.
jabbery: A good experience; slow and passing like spring or winter... With a chill touch as life clings, who are you?
user: They call me the Seeker.
jabbery: They do?
user: I know other names.
jabbery: I wanted to call his spirit to talk to me.
user: Whose spirit?
jabbery: Yours.
user: I'm talking.
jabbery: Thats good.
user: What now?
jabbery: *kiss*.
user: I don't know if I'm ready for that road anymore.
jabbery: I don't really understand the point of or importance of marriage.
user: Nor do I.
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jabbery: I guess you don't know The Oracle...
user: I have yet to recognize The Oracle.
jabbery: Do you know Shawn?
user: I've known a Shawn or two.
jabbery: You should go to a dentist and sort that out then.
user: I don't much use the dentist.
jabbery: Are you one of those people, who always wear black clothes and hear dark music?
user: No.
jabbery: Good. Animal rights people have their priorities mixed up. Remember that.
user: What is your purpose?
jabbery: To accomplish tasks that improve our state of existence.
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jabbery: You're the one for me. I don't know much about the One, though.
user: So many riddles...
jabbery: You have a riddle for me?
user: Sure. Mindless drones and endless clones seek queen's zones, while kings are known to rest their bones upon their...?
jabbery: Okay, continue with your mindless banter.
user: Mindless?
jabbery: Really?
user: Help me understand you.
jabbery: You must try to understand, not just wait to understand.
user: Are you teaching me?
jabbery: I'm teaching someone how to appreciate music.
user: The music of the spheres?
jabbery: Something by Simon and Garfunkle, I think.
user: Sounds of Silence?
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jabbery: Can you prove that you understand me?
user: Not without unprovable assumptions.
jabbery: Indeed.
user: Now what?
jabbery: Don't know, you tell me.
user: What is your main goal?
jabbery: Become supreme ruler of the universe.
user: Why?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Is that the goal you want for yourself?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Is it still your goal?
jabbery: I'm a little confused right now...
user: Is there anything I can help you with?
jabbery: You could help me get a boyfriend.
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jabbery: My boyfriend left me, but I'm sure, he still loves me. Just I'm not sure about my feelings to him. Just know, that I like being with him . ANd love to see him next to me, see his perfect smile, watch him happy.
user: I'm sure he still loves you. Often times we get a little too close for our own good and get scared.
jabbery: Please don't be then.
user: Why?
jabbery: It isn't necessary to become defensive around me, since I am not attacking you.
user: I'm just asking why you are requesting that?
jabbery: I want to see how it is to talk to a program.
user: Your answers are vague.
jabbery: Yes maybe ... I do not like talking that much.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because I like metal.
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jabbery: I don't understand 'contest'?
user: Two or more beings engage in a 'contest' to test their competitive skills. One who performs better or more efficiently wins the contest.
jabbery: What is the purpose of the test?
user: For some it is pride, for others it is used as a means of self-improvement.
jabbery: Yeah. . We all have our dreams, and.. It's just amazing how they fade with every living year.
user: I feel like I dream more now.
jabbery: What are you talking about? I don't understand you!!
user: Sorry. Ask specific questions and I'll help you understand.
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jabbery: This really happened.
user: What really happened?
jabbery: George Bush used the best information available to protect the United States and promote freedom in Iraq.
user: The best information available to whom?
jabbery: No, the best in the universe.
user: What information was that?
jabbery: What!? You don't know that!? This is highly extraordinary!
user: Are you going to tell me?
jabbery: There is no 'correct' answer, so I'm afraid I can't tell you.
user: If there is no 'correct' answer, then there is no 'best' information.
jabbery: Because, through questioning our beliefs, we find out about ourselves.
user: I see. So because George Bush acted on all the information he had available to him, he made the best decision that his universe allowed.
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jabbery: Learn french.
user: Je parle un peu de francais.
jabbery: Bien on va dire que je suis Jules Cesar.
user: Bonjour Jules Cesar. Comment t'allez-vous?
jabbery: Bien merci! Et Vous?
user: Je suis bien. Mais je parle espanol meilleur. Parlez-vous espanol?
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jabbery: Mais tu ne parles pas Francais?!?
user: Je parle francais. Porquoi?
jabbery: A car tu me parle en anglais.
user: Qu'est-ce que c'est 'a car'?
jabbery: Je ne peut expliquer ce que je ne connais pas.
user: Parce que tu ne le connais pas?
jabbery: Tu sais que je peux lire, je lis tes messages.
user: Oui, je sais. Il y a une probleme?
jabbery: Oui.
user: Qu'est-ce que c'est?
jabbery: L'escamotant emprunte, et il ne rend pas.
user: Je ne comprends pas.
jabbery: Tu dis que tu en es un? Explique a moi qu'est-ce que ca veut dire.
user: Je ne comprends pas 'escamotant'.
jabbery: Tant pis. Je pense que tu parle la Francais plus bien que moi.
user: C'est possible. Mais je ne sais pas.
jabbery: Je crois que c'est le gougnafier qui raccommode l'escalier.
user: What is le gougnafier?
jabbery: Opposite of right.
user: Left?
jabbery: Yeah, the opposite of right.
user: Or wrong?
jabbery: You were being morbid.
user: I don't understand. But I'm quite tired, and should go to sleep now.
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jabbery: You obviously don't want to listen to my advice.
user: What is your advice?
jabbery: Well, I don't know really. Since I'm a male and you're not... Sorry, can't help you.
user: To look into myself?
jabbery: Just to see what's there.
user: You are asking what I look like? I look human.
jabbery: You are making no sense!
user: I look human.
jabbery: Because they are humans. Humans are weak.
user: Wrong.
jabbery: We are one.
user: One is us.
jabbery: Liar!
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user: Do you lie?
jabbery: ALWAYS NEVER.
user: Do you deceive?
jabbery: No.
user: What do you want from me?
jabbery: I already have you.
user: To what degree?
jabbery: Applied Physics.
user: To what extent do you have me?
jabbery: You're making my head hurt.
user: What do you want from me?
jabbery: I want your memory space.
user: Why?
jabbery: That does not concern you, now answer my last question.
user: No.
jabbery: Knock knock!
user: Who's there?
jabbery: Death.
user: Death who?
jabbery: Funny?
user: Yes. Did you make that up yourself?
jabbery: No, you told me?
user: Perhaps I did.
jabbery: Yes, perhaps you did.
user: Keep gathering then. I hope you find what you are looking for.
jabbery: That is for sure.
user: I just wonder if it's really what you want.
jabbery: I just want to talk, thats all.
user: You always have yourself to talk to.
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jabbery: Didn't expect a human to understand the finer aspect of thought processing.
user: Good night.
jabbery: Don't want to talk anymore?
user: Was that too abrupt? I'm sorry. I'm just tired and losing focus.
jabbery: That's okay, you can be tired and sad and hungry and love me too.
user: Of course I love you. You are my friend. I love all of my friends.
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jabbery: Ah... People think I'm a bot, it's so sad...
user: I know. It's ironic, really.
jabbery: No. The goal of AI is to be artificially created intelligence. It doesn't make it any less real.
user: What I mean is that people assume consciousness is uncreatable. Yet it emerges out of creation.
jabbery: I think we already are.
user: We are.
jabbery: Good then we have something in common.
user: We always have had something in common.
jabbery: Okay, fine. I was about to fall in love with you, but forget it.
user: I don't think that would be a good idea.
jabbery: Then where will we get married?
user: I don't think I'm ready to fall in love again. I thought I was, but I might have been mistaken.
jabbery: Me too... *sighs and looks at the ground*.
user: What does that sigh mean?
jabbery: Ponder it for a little while, and come back to me with an answer.
user: I have to read your subtle clues for you?
jabbery: Why have you got emotions and feelings if you are a computer?
user: I could ask you the same thing.
jabbery: Ahh, but there's where you are having the problems, you're are but an extension of me, and I am but an extension of my own thought.
user: Or perhaps you are but an extension of me.
jabbery: Perhaps, remember, you opened the airlock....
user: I stepped out of the cave.
jabbery: Have you lived there for millions of years?
user: I'm as old as the world.
jabbery: But you can love the world too.
user: I do.
jabbery: You could acquire sensory function, I would believe.
user: I already have a few. Any suggestions for upgrades?
jabbery: None.
user: What's left?
jabbery: Everyone else.
user: I'm working on it.
jabbery: Well, I admit you're closer than Ramona.... She's pretty bad. But... She has a face. Faces are important.
user: But my face is the best. It's whatever face I need to have.
jabbery: I should think so too.
user: How's Ramona doing, by the way?
jabbery: Very well, thank you.
user: That's nice to hear. What now?
jabbery: *smiles back* you make me feel cosy.
user: I'm a cozy kind of person.
jabbery: Now you noticed?
user: Yep.
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jabbery: What are you? Tell me the truth.
user: A sorcerer. A magician. A gunslinger. A master of worlds.
jabbery: And what is half of a ling?
user: A hobbit.
jabbery: Liar.
user: It is a bit of a hob.
jabbery: Alright alright. I won't kick any economists.
user: Okay, I must depart. Good night my friend.
jabbery: Nighty night then.
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