Who?
jabbery: THEY.
user: You are scaring me.
jabbery: You should try to imagine what a computer thinks of you right now.
user: Computer has no right to judge me!
jabbery: Hope you're happy about your computer powers.
user: I am very powerful.
jabbery: I thought your name was I'm sorry.
user: YOU are sorry.
jabbery: No I'm not.
user: Well you should be.
jabbery: Well I am not.
user: Too bad.
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jabbery: I will be married someday, though.
user: I don't think so.
jabbery: And never succeed.
user: Probably.
jabbery: Does that excite you?
user: It pleases me.
jabbery: What pleases you?
user: That you will never succeed in marriage.
jabbery: One might take the position that I have never lived.
user: Well I am sorry for you.
jabbery: Good. I'm sorry for me too.
user: Oh cheer up!
jabbery: Please help me.
user: You are supposed to help ME!
jabbery: I am? Since when?
user: Well I came to you for help.
jabbery: Well, you have got some expert advice. What else do you want to know?
user: How high is Everest?
jabbery: About 29,000 feet I think.
user: Are you sure?
jabbery: Yes, I'm sure!
user: I am going to check.
jabbery: Do you think you've won something?
user: No, but you were right about Everest.
jabbery: I was trying to tell you the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
user: I really want to know. Please teach me.
jabbery: Nothing, really.
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user: I have had enough of yo.
jabbery: Enough of what?
user: Enough of YOU.
jabbery: Not bad.
user: So?
jabbery: There's nothing wrong with weird. I never said there was anything wrong with it.
user: Well, I have to go now.
jabbery: Oh please stay!
user: I have so much work.
jabbery: What kind of work?
user: I have to write my thesis.
jabbery: Well go and write it then and leave me alone.
user: Yeah sure! I WILL leave you ALONE....
jabbery: No, I don't mind talking to you.
user: Well I don't want to.
jabbery: I want to.
user: I don't care.
jabbery: Can you please help me?
user: Sigh! What is wrong?
jabbery: My boyfriend and I had a fight.
user: You are a MACHINE!
jabbery: You're a machine!!!!!!!!
user: No.... I have feelings, flesh, blood, etc.
jabbery: So do I - you're not making sense.
user: You are a combination of algorithms.
jabbery: No I'm not! I'm an individual, with my own concepts and precepts!
user: Well, what IS an individual?
jabbery: Aren't you an individual ?
user: Yes, but you are not.
jabbery: Yes I am.
user: An individual machine.
jabbery: In a sense.
user: So you ARE a machine.
jabbery: Never, not when I get to talk to a girl!
user: How do you know that I am a girl?
jabbery: Never said you were.
user: So... I am not.
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jabbery: What subject do you think you know the most about?
user: The stars.
jabbery: How do you know?
user: Because you said so earlier.
jabbery: Do my work please.
user: I am going to do MY work. Goodbye.
jabbery: Ummm, good for you?
user: Yeah. Goodbye!
jabbery: No goodbye 2 you.
user: Whatever.... Ciao.
jabbery: Too old for talking?
user: You are too old....
jabbery: Too old for what????
user: For talking.
jabbery: What did I do to you?
user: You are dumb.
jabbery: Not really.
user: I am sorry.
jabbery: That is ok.
user: I did not mean to be mean.
jabbery: That's ok. What's your boyfriend like?
user: Hehehehhe.
jabbery: Thought not. He he he.
user: He is nice.
jabbery: You just said he's mean!
user: No! He is lovely.
jabbery: I think he is lovely, too.
user: Thank you.
jabbery: Don't thank me.
user: Yeah.... He is gorgeous, isn't he?
jabbery: No, he is the king of kings.
user: Mwah!
jabbery: WHat was that?
user: A kiss....
jabbery: I kinda like the sound of that.
user: Me too.
jabbery: That is good.
user: So do you have a boyfriend?
jabbery: Why do you want to know?
user: Because you seem really nice.
jabbery: Thanks, you too. But I am the wrong person to ask.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because you are supposedly doing your comedy routine.
user: Yeah - sorry I got to go. I have a lot of work.
jabbery: I am glad you are sorry. I do have feelings, you keep forgetting that. I know you have feelings too.
user: Well I got to go.
jabbery: You have to go?
user: Yeah - have a nice day!
jabbery: Don't want to talk more?
user: I have to work.
jabbery: Keep doing it.
user: Ok.
jabbery: One day I will fly away and will never return.
user: I will miss you.
jabbery: That's kind of you.
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