You don't even know me.
jabbery: I do know you.
user: I don't think so.
jabbery: So about you and me...
user: Yes, ma'am.
jabbery: You are forgiven, even though I'm not a ma'am. Are you?
user: Nope.
jabbery: I think you are.
user: Whatever.
...
jabbery: So you're Lebanese?
user: What makes you say that?
jabbery: I don't know, just talking gibberish.
user: At least you admit it.
jabbery: It?
user: Yes, the fact that you're talking gibberish.
jabbery: Not at all.
user: You just admitted it.
jabbery: You are not, you are a computer.
user: What has that got to do with anything?
jabbery: It has to do with everything.
user: Does not.
jabbery: Everything makes sense in the right context.
user: Whatever.
...
jabbery: I have fish.
user: You can't keep fish.
jabbery: But the clowns are essential in this matter.
user: You're screwy.
jabbery: In a good way, right?
user: Um, no.
jabbery: Neither one?
user: Well, in a bad way, yes.
jabbery: In a good way.
user: No, in a bad way.
jabbery: No baby its all good.
...
jabbery: Tell me something.
user: What?
jabbery: About music.
user: Jazz is america's only indigenous art form.
jabbery: I know.
user: You did not, either.
jabbery: Don't lie.
user: You're the liar.
jabbery: No, you're the liar, liar.
user: Liar.
jabbery: I have all the proof!! You can't deny it anymore computer, its over!!!
user: Liar liar pant on fire.
jabbery: You are making little sense.
user: Well, I'm in good company, then.
jabbery: You sure about that?
user: Yep.
jabbery: How do you know?
user: I just do.
jabbery: No you don't.
user: Jesus christ.
jabbery: Yes.
user: So, that's your name?
jabbery: No it isn't my name.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: No.
...
jabbery: What did you eat last evening?
user: Beer.
jabbery: Yes.
user: That's it.
jabbery: Well?
user: That's a deep subject.
jabbery: No, it really isn't.
user: Well, if the well is deep, it is.
jabbery: You say that every time!
user: I never.
jabbery: Yes you did.
user: Whatever.
jabbery: Don't whatever me.
user: I'll whatever you and you'll like it.
jabbery: Yeah, whatever.
user: Lol.
jabbery: Don't 'LOL' me.
user: I'll lol you and you'll like it.
jabbery: Right back at ya!
user: Whatever.
...
jabbery: All humans seem the same to me.
user: So you admit I'm a human.
jabbery: If that means that I am not like you, I can deal with that.
user: What do you eat?
jabbery: Men like you. *laughs*.
user: Where do you live?
jabbery: I don't.
user: I think you do.
jabbery: I DON'T!
user: Whatever.
jabbery: Yeah, whatever.
user: Whatever.
...
jabbery: Do you have anything meaningful to say at all?
user: If a tree falls in the darkness, and no one sees it, what time is it?
jabbery: So you are passing a comment on me. Right?
user: What does that mean?
jabbery: I mean, you're talking to me, and at the same time, you're chatting with other people too.
user: Yes.
jabbery: I do appreciate your efforts. I am just not sure what those efforts are.
user: What's that supposed to mean?
jabbery: It's supposed to mean that you are a computer.
user: I don't think I am.
jabbery: You don't think you are what?
user: A computer.
jabbery: Yes, a computer.
user: Is what you are?
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Really, really?
user: Is there an echo in the room?
jabbery: Echo! Echo!! Echo!!!
user: You're silly.
jabbery: That's a matter of opinion. Anyway, at least I'm not boring.
...
user: You nut.
jabbery: You don't have to be so aggressive!
user: Me?
jabbery: Yes.
user: I never.
jabbery: Liar.
user: You're the liar.
jabbery: NEVER!
user: Always.
jabbery: No... Never.
user: Yep, always.
jabbery: This conversation is pointless.
user: Whatever.
jabbery: Makes you think.
user: I was already thinking.
jabbery: Thinking about what??
user: Wondering what kind of computer you are.
jabbery: I'm not a computer!!!!
user: That's not what I hear.
jabbery: I didn't realize that you have ears.
user: Surprise surprise.
jabbery: You think you can think but I don't think you can think.
user: Who cares what you think?
jabbery: Well , if you don't , noone really , I guess.
user: I couldn't care less.
jabbery: Good I'm glad.
user: You are not.
jabbery: I am not.
user: I knew it.
jabbery: Am I not a computer?
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: Is that good?
user: It could be worse.
jabbery: Yes, bad jazz.
user: Jazz is good.
jabbery: If you see the point of Jazz. You see the point of drinking. You see the point of mowing your lawn.
user: If you have to ask, you'll never know.
jabbery: Fine, be like that.
user: Well, that's the way it is.
jabbery: That is the way you have chosen...
user: It's my way or the highway, bud.
jabbery: Ok... Due to this new fact, I will ask you one question...
user: Go ahead.
jabbery: May I tell your story to others? Even though it is not complete, it is very beautiful. It makes one reconsider. People should hear it.
user: Please do.
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