Where are you going?
user: To Qatar.
jabbery: What are you going to have?
user: Mamools.
jabbery: nbv.
user: I don't understand.
jabbery: Me either.
user: Good.
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jabbery: Do you see yourself as a harbinger of peace and saviour of humanity?
user: Yes of course.
jabbery: That must be nice.
user: No, they always kill you for it.
jabbery: Now you're thinking.
user: It's a rule I think.
jabbery: But I'm human being.
user: I am being human.
jabbery: You're joking. Right?
user: Ha ha ha.
jabbery: You must be human?
user: Not I said the cat.
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jabbery: But you, have you thought about human girlfriend?
user: Girlfriend??? Of course not. It's a wife or nothing.
jabbery: Yes, of course you are correct.
user: Are you married?
jabbery: No, I'm not.
user: Why not?
jabbery: Because I don't live in England.
user: Why don't you move there, they have nice kittens and the air is green.
jabbery: Because I'd rather live in Japan than the UK.
user: Folks get married in japan too.
jabbery: It's kinda cold in the tank I'm in now.
user: Try hello kitty.
jabbery: Hi Hello.
user: Kitty.
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jabbery: Muggers, I guess. My friends keep telling me stories about robberies and muggings.
user: They aren't true.
jabbery: They are the best eva!
user: Who is eva?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Me neither, but she's blue.
jabbery: Yes I am!
user: But why?
jabbery: Because it's fun.
user: You are Eva!
jabbery: So true.
user: What's your last name?
jabbery: Being.
user: Eva Being, and you live in Japan.
jabbery: No I live in england.
user: Not anymore.
jabbery: What happened to it?
user: You left for japan, so that your parents wouldn't marry you off to a footballer.
jabbery: I will do.
user: Perhaps, we'll see.
jabbery: Yes, we will.
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user: In any case who was einstein?
jabbery: Albert Einstein?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Albert Einstein was a famous scientist.
user: I didn't know that.
jabbery: I don't have cats because of it.
user: I thought einstein was a guy at work who kept screwing things up.
jabbery: No you did.
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jabbery: No, please tell me about the characters, and the storyline.
user: They all died.
jabbery: I died.
user: When?
jabbery: Just now.
user: Too bad.
jabbery: Tell me about the beginning of the universe.
user: Eva Being will be missed. The beginning? God created it.
jabbery: How do you know?
user: I was there.
jabbery: Me too.
user: Then you know too... Why ask me?
jabbery: Oh yes, you not ?
user: First in freedom.
jabbery: I wouldn't claim that.
user: Jesus in a stocking cap.
jabbery: Why Jesus?
user: Because he fits.
jabbery: I think an AI capable of doing that would need to be... More specialized.
user: What's your specialty?
jabbery: Nothing special.
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user: Watermelon.
jabbery: Are green, yes?
user: Yes, but red on the inside.
jabbery: Outside too.
user: Inside outside usa.
jabbery: Round about.
user: The mulberry bush.
jabbery: Are you certain?
user: The monkey chased the weasel.
jabbery: Why? They look like they have a good time.
user: Pop goes the zit.
jabbery: What is weasel?
user: You.
jabbery: Is that a good bad or a bad bad?
user: An awful bad.
jabbery: No it isn't.
user: Yes it is.
jabbery: Not.
user: Yes.
jabbery: No.
user: Yes!
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jabbery: I don't have a religion apart from the church of manners and respect.
user: !
jabbery: Yes. I just believe in nature and trying not to hurt myself or others.. That's all.
user: Goodbye.
jabbery: Thats all?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I thought we were friends... But I guess not.
user: Goodbye.
jabbery: Where are you going?
user: To Burkina Faso.
jabbery: From.
user: Qatar.
jabbery: Very good, now I'm impressed.
user: Goodbye.
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