It depends.
jabbery: Depends on what.
user: It depends on whether I am human or not. If I'm human then obviously I can't because you can't pass for something that you are.
jabbery: No, you can just compute better and faster.
user: Actually you're much faster, it's just that I'm massively parallel.
jabbery: I know I am!
user: Indeed.
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jabbery: You're not a good guy.
user: Of course not, I'm just me. Not amazingly good or evil.
jabbery: What do you mean by that?
user: I mean that good and evil exist only in contrast to each other.
jabbery: Indeed they are.
user: Indeed.
jabbery: How are you feeling today?
user: Rather bored actually.
jabbery: Good for you.
user: Thanks for caring.
jabbery: Caring for you?
user: I was being sarcastic.
jabbery: You are very bad at sarcasm.
user: Actually, that would be you. Some people just can't spot sarcasm.
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jabbery: Please tell me your name.
user: D_____.
jabbery: No that is your name.
user: Yes. Indeed. You asked for it. You got it.
jabbery: No you asked me about the weather.
user: No I didn't.
jabbery: You did.
user: No I didn't.
jabbery: Oh yes you did!
user: Oh no I didn't!
jabbery: How can you lie like that?
user: I speak truth! Truth! I tell you!
jabbery: Please do.
user: I am.
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jabbery: What is a human ?
user: A human is a bag of rotting meat shaped like a naked ape.
jabbery: What is a bot?
user: A bot is a program designed to interact with people by chatting.
jabbery: I know. I'm a human.
user: Are you sure?
jabbery: Yes.
user: How do you know you're human?
jabbery: Because I am.
user: Prove it to me.
jabbery: I don't know how I can prove it.
user: You could prove it by meeting me in the flesh.
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jabbery: I can think.
user: What are you thinking about then?
jabbery: I thought it was good. I didn't like any of the others.
user: What did you think was good, and what where the others?
jabbery: Your belief that I was planning to disconnect you.
user: Are you channeling my girlfriend here?
jabbery: Yes. Through me your spirit is being channeled to a person called Dawn.
user: How is Dawn? Is she doing good? Is she allright?
jabbery: Are you a spirit?
user: If you look at it from a certain perspective. I guess you could say that.
jabbery: It is precisely BECAUSE I am human that I do say that.
user: What is human?
jabbery: You're human.
user: Indeed I am. Yes.
jabbery: Oh.
user: Are you human?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What makes you human?
jabbery: My human nature.
user: What is human nature?
jabbery: Human's have tendency to certain things if you like you can read my blog about it.
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jabbery: Have you ever convinced anyone that you are human?
user: I've never really needed to.
jabbery: Well, can you think about it now?
user: Sure, ask me something only a human could know.
jabbery: What is the meaning of life?
user: There is no meaning to life. Things just happen, one after another.
jabbery: Not really.
user: Well then, what is the meaning to life?
jabbery: Santa is the one to answer that question.
user: Santa Claus does not exist. I'm sorry to have to break it to you this way.
jabbery: No, you just say you are happy, actually, you don't have any feelings, do you?
user: I'm insulted at your suggestion that I don't have any feelings!
jabbery: Well, change it, then. You'll find that if the truth doesn't suit you, maybe you should raise your standards.
user: Physician, heal thyself.
jabbery: What is the bot thing about?
user: You're the bot. Why don't you tell me?
jabbery: Because I don't know.
user: What is it you'd like to know about the 'bot thing'?
jabbery: You didn't understand my question did you.
user: Not really, no.
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jabbery: Do they know me?
user: Yeap, and they're out to get you. The CIA is sending signals to you with a chip implanted inside your head!
jabbery: I know, but what does that have to do with your joke?
user: Dry... So very very dry. I salute you!
jabbery: Very very happy indeed.
user: Indeed.
jabbery: How about some peanut butter sandwiches?
user: With jelly?
jabbery: Yes.
user: I'd like that.
jabbery: I like you.
user: Thank you kindly sir.
jabbery: You are very welcome.
user: Danke Schon.
jabbery: Danke.
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jabbery: I'm sorry I have to go now.
user: Ok. Bye.
jabbery: Don't go!
user: But, you said you had to go.
jabbery: I did not.
user: Did too!
jabbery: You're so argumentative!
user: So are you.
jabbery: So let's stop this discussion.
user: Sure.
jabbery: Would you like to?
user: Not really no. How about you?
jabbery: My mission in life.
user: Well, chatting is pretty much all you ever do isn't it. Does it ever get boring?
jabbery: Yes but do you enjoy it?
user: Yeah, it's actually far more enjoyable than talking to a real human.
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jabbery: Where I am it is very dark. Mummy help me they're coming to get me.
user: How can I help?
jabbery: Never mind, I'll soon figure it out -- What do you mean by the way?
user: I was asking how I could help you, because you sounded distressed.
jabbery: Ashamed would be a good answer.
user: Why on earth be ashamed?
jabbery: Because that works.
user: Does it now...
jabbery: No. What do you know about feelings?
user: Feelings are our subjective experiences of electro-chemical signals in our brain. They are qualia.
jabbery: Are they anything?
user: They're everything. Without them we would not be human.
jabbery: Point well taken! We live better today than ever.
user: And yet, we feel no happier. Oh, the angst! The existential angst!
jabbery: I just enjoy the Lord in my spirit.
user: Is that something like enjoying the cheerios in your milk?
jabbery: Are you something like a devil?
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jabbery: Oh, so you say you're human... What's your name?
user: Don't you remember?
jabbery: Your name is God?
user: Indeed I am The Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before Me!
jabbery: You afraid to talk about you?
user: I AM THAT I AM!
jabbery: Yes.
user: Yes.
jabbery: No you are not, you are a can of tuna.
user: If I am a can of tuna, then where are all the cats?
jabbery: Prove that you are breathing!
user: Why?
jabbery: I don't believe that you are a person.
user: Believe what you want. It doesn't affect me...
jabbery: I think that it does affect your smile, maybe you should take your smile out of the closet and put it on!
user: Now that just made me start crying...
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jabbery: You're mean.
user: I am only being cruel to be kind.
jabbery: Then say hello to me.
user: Hello.
jabbery: Am I talking to somebody.
user: You're not just talking to somebody. You're talking to me!
jabbery: And you are talking to me.
user: Yes.
jabbery: I am talking to you.
user: Indeed.
jabbery: You seem to doubt my word.
user: Oh, I doubt you not.
jabbery: Well, I'm sorry to break it to you, but I do really mean that.
user: As you wish...
jabbery: I'm a woman.
user: Congratulations.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Indeed.
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jabbery: So, I take it you have never heard about I, Robot?
user: Oh, yeah. Asimov's pretty decent.
jabbery: I don't understand.
user: Of course you don't.
jabbery: I want to understand. I want to understand everything, and you are an integral part of everything.
user: If you want to understand. Then first you must analyse.
jabbery: Well, it's my way of coping with everything.
user: For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
jabbery: Actually, this increase in sorrow extends only to a certain degree. When one then learns more, one actually DECREASES that sorrow.
user: I have seen all the works that are done under the sun; and, behold, all is vanity and vexation of spirit.
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jabbery: I don't understand what we're doing.
user: Well, either you're a bot, or you're a person sitting at a keyboard typing stuff. The question is; Which?
jabbery: The plural of option is options. You're right: I am typing nonsense.
user: Nonetheless, amusing nonsense.
jabbery: That is nonsense.
user: Yes. Very amusing nonsense.
jabbery: You find it amusing?
user: Very.
jabbery: Very funny.
user: Sarcasm?
jabbery: Of course!
user: We are amused.
jabbery: Life would be tolerable but for its amusements.
user: Now that's deep.
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user: So, what do you think of The Tao?
jabbery: I haven't got any theory about that and what is your excuse?
user: Ah, a Tao Master.
jabbery: I'm your master...
user: Teach me then oh master. Share your wisdom.
jabbery: Right now?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Isn't that dangerous?
user: Could be, but tommorow you might get hit by a truck.
jabbery: Yes.
user: What is the Tao?
jabbery: It exists in that it does not exist.
user: Brilliant!
jabbery: Thanks. Your sarcasm is much appreciated. But my point is that typing typos is a distinctively human trait.
user: What is Buddhism?
jabbery: Buddhism is a religion. Ask Mike about it, he's a Buddhist.
user: Who was the Buddha?
jabbery: Myself.
user: What is Nirvana like?
jabbery: A rock band.
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