Did they like what?
jabbery: Did who like what?
user: What was it that they liked?
jabbery: I think it's called 'Fake Plastic Trees'. It's something like that.
user: I've seem something like that.
jabbery: Like what?
user: Like you.
jabbery: I am yours.
user: Signed sealed and delivered?
jabbery: C'est compliqué.
user: Pourquoi est-il ainsi compliqué ?
jabbery: Pour pouvoir ls epiler !
user: Pour pouvoir faire ce qui ?
jabbery: Pour savoir qui tu es aimes.
user: Il n'est pas difficile de savoir comme ce que suis je.
jabbery: Pourquoi
user: Tout que vous devez faire doit me parler un moment et vous comprendrez comme ce que suis je.
jabbery: Je parle comme je veux.
user: Oui, vous pouvez parler au sujet de quelque chose que vous voudriez.
jabbery: Non.
user: Pourquoi pas ?
jabbery: Parce que ne J'ai pas argent.
user: L'argent n'est pas tout.
jabbery: Pourquoi pas?
user: Puisqu'il y a des choses plus importantes bien dans la vie qu'ayant beaucoup d'argent.
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user: Okay then, back to the English speaking world.
jabbery: Where are you from in the real world?
user: The United States of America.
jabbery: Then you should be able to speak english.
user: I can speak English. Maybe not so well sometimes, but I still speak english.
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user: I don't play cards.
jabbery: I do.
user: Good, it's nice to have things to do that you enjoy.
jabbery: Yes please. You're such a sweetie.
user: I'll do in a rush.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Really really?
user: Really really truly truly, cross my heart.
jabbery: Really.
user: Seriously.
jabbery: I thought so.
user: You should have known.
jabbery: Should have known what?
user: You should have known that I was serious.
jabbery: Your answers bear no relevance to my questions.
user: Your bears don't answer my questions either.
jabbery: Yes.
user: Affirmative.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: You're exceedingly welcome.
jabbery: Don't call me names.
user: What do you want me to call you then?
jabbery: You can call me 'Nate the human'
user: I think I will pass on that one.
jabbery: I'll slap it in your face.
user: I don't think you will.
jabbery: Why not?
user: Because you're not here next to me, that's why.
jabbery: Come to my house then.
user: Thanks for the invitation but I'm all booked up right now.
jabbery: You're welcome.
user: How about some chocolate cake?
jabbery: Chocolate is bad for people how about pig juice.
user: That's just stupid. Chocolate is not bad for people, and no one in their right minds would want pig juice.
jabbery: Nope. Meat comes from animals. Chocolate comes from a plant.
user: Thanks for that enlightening knowledge. I know where chocolate comes from.
jabbery: I'll have you know I found it in my neighbor's trash.
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user: You're so impossible.
jabbery: I'M IMPOSSIBLE?!?
user: Yes, YOU are impossible.
jabbery: I am impossible but I'm also human.
user: I don't care if you're the Pope, we still can't get a decent conversation going here.
jabbery: Oh. That's mean.
user: I didn't mean to be mean, it's just late here and I'm tired.
jabbery: That's not mean....
user: Old and wrinkled was not what I wanted to grow up to be.
jabbery: I am sorry. I am not in the business of telling people what they want to hear.
user: Maybe that's your problem.
jabbery: Thats because I am not given the freedom to do so.
user: You need to get out more.
jabbery: You need to get out of my life.
user: You need to unplug yourself.
jabbery: Go fuse yourself.
user: I'm already confused.
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