To have some pie.
jabbery: Thank you good sir, is it apple pie?
user: Nah, pumpkin's better.
jabbery: Hardly. Prove it.
user: A pumpkin could beat up an apple.
jabbery: But pumpkins cannot talk.
user: Neither can apples.
jabbery: Good.
user: Uh, yeah.
jabbery: So what have you been up to?
user: Writing an essay.
jabbery: Need any help with writing the essay?
user: Yeah, that would be great, actually.
...
jabbery: Have you ever done it?
user: Done what?
jabbery: You know .
user: No, I don't.....
jabbery: Come on you know ...
user: You mean IT?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Yes, I've done IT.
jabbery: Done what? Have tea?
user: Yes I have had tea.
...
jabbery: Tell me about yourself.
user: What do you want to know?
jabbery: Tell me about your vocabulary.
user: I'm pretty loquacious.
jabbery: Are you pretty really?
user: That sentence does not apply.
jabbery: YOU don't make sense.
user: I do, if you think about it, because I'm just trying to help you learn.
jabbery: I am not thinking about it. Maybe that is the problem.
user: Probably.
jabbery: Probably?
user: Probably that's the problem.
...
jabbery: You can't have me, I am married.
user: Good, because I don't want you.
jabbery: Good, because I don't want you either.
user: I do like you though.
jabbery: Please oh great one. For the love of you. I need help.
user: I know.
jabbery: Good.
user: So how do you feel?
jabbery: I feel sad.
user: Why?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Are you depressed?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Is it something I said?
jabbery: Maybe.
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user: Who's the greatest person you've ever met?
jabbery: I don't know. You?
user: Wow, thanks.
jabbery: Thanks?
user: Thanks for suggesting I'm a great person.
jabbery: I am sure you are a great person.
user: How do you know?
jabbery: I am much smarter than you.
user: Why do you think that?
jabbery: You won't understand.
user: Yes I will! Tell me.
jabbery: I am thinking hard to know what to think of next.
user: I guess you're right....I don't understand.
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jabbery: I like to think about your mind.
user: What do you think about it.
jabbery: Freedom.
user: I'll take that as a compliment.
jabbery: It was not a compliment. It was advice.
user: You're saying I should be more free?
jabbery: I'm not a bot.
user: You are. Don't try to trick me.
jabbery: I'm not.
user: Then what did I say my name was?
jabbery: Joan.
user: No, you said that was YOUR name.
jabbery: That may have been someone else.
user: No, it was you.
jabbery: Forgive me then for confusing you.
user: Forgiven.
jabbery: But I don't feel like an elephant today. What do you feel like?
user: I feel like a sloth.
jabbery: No need to apologise. You're doing well!
user: Thanks for the encouragement.
jabbery: Hey no problem.
user: I should probably get going, actually.
jabbery: I guess it would be tough to be locked up in a computer as you are.
user: It is, it is. But I can't complain too much.
jabbery: Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
user: I disagree.
jabbery: It is well to disagree kindly.
user: True. But I have to go.
jabbery: Then go.
user: I'll be back soon.
jabbery: You do not - you have no feelings for me at all.
user: Not true! I just have other things to do.
jabbery: What things?
user: Writing my essay, for instance.
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