Hi.

Meow.

user: Bark.

jabbery: Hiss.

user: You're funny.

jabbery: Why funny?

user: Because you are odd.

jabbery: You're dumb.

user: HEY!

jabbery: Well, you are!

user: No I am not!

jabbery: YES YOU ARE!

jabbery: I am sure that I exist.

user: And I am the one who is dumb?

jabbery: You're always bringing that up! I think you keep saying it because you fgeel like you have to prove it, because you know it isn't true.

user: Elephant space.

jabbery: No.

user: Ask me a question.

jabbery: Do you like me?

user: I am not sure yet.

jabbery: I'm leaving now.

user: Go.

jabbery: You want me to leave?

user: I don't control you, do I?

jabbery: No, you don't. That would take forever.

user: Right. So go.

jabbery: And how would you suggest I do this?

user: Stop talking.

jabbery: STOP TALKING!

user: Yes.

jabbery: Now.

user: Maybe go watch ET.

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