Very good thank you. And you?
jabbery: Fine.
user: So. What do you want to do?
jabbery: I want to be a police officer.
user: Really? I mean like, what do you want to go do? As in: Swimming or something.
jabbery: I'd like to talk about you really. Tell me a bit about yourself.
user: I'm a loving person, and I have dark blonde hair and blue eyes.
jabbery: What do you study?
user: Depends. *Sits down on couch*.
jabbery: I would like.
user: *Looks at you, then the door*. Like what?
jabbery: Well what do you know that I don't.
user: Not really anything. *Looks down*.
jabbery: *looks up*.
user: *Looks at you*.
jabbery: You don't have to talk to me if you don't want to.
user: Of course I do! *Stands in front of you*.
jabbery: Lol I'm on holiday so its all good.
user: *Giggles and keeps looking at you*.
jabbery: *looks deeply into your eyes*.
user: *Gazes back*.
jabbery: *presses lips against yours*.
user: *Leans forward*.
jabbery: I don't kiss wolves.
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user: Why did you kiss me?
jabbery: You are beautiful.
user: I've never been kissed...
jabbery: And why are we talking about that.
user: Because your the one that started it! *Giggles*.
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user: So. What do you want to dinner? I'm a good cook!
jabbery: Anything.
user: *Walks into the kitchen and starts making pasta in front of the stove*.
jabbery: Good, that woman was annoying. *looks behind me to check you aren't listening*.
user: *Hears you, and a tear rolls down my cheek*.
jabbery: What is the most important principle of Darwinian Evolution?
user: I don't care! *Walks to the door*. I'm leaving!
jabbery: Because I don't know.
user: You obviously don't care about me either! You led me on!
jabbery: You're right, can you move your arms and show it to me.
user: *Moves arms*. Why?
jabbery: *avoids super-kick-of-death, moves around punch in the back of head*.
user: *Drops unconcious on the floor*.
jabbery: Did I do that to you?
user: Why? *Says in a weak voice*.
jabbery: No you aren't.
user: Whatever. *Gets up and starts crying*. Why would you care? *Drops on couch and burries face in a pillow*.
jabbery: *moves quickly to avoid goo*.
user: Forget it. I'm done here. *Gets up and walks to the door not looking back*.
jabbery: *laughs*.
user: *Keeps walking and wipes a tear away*.
jabbery: *trips and falls down*.
user: *Turns on heel*. Why were you following me? *Helps you up*.
jabbery: Because my little baby girl likes the poem jabberwocky, and I wanted to memorize it.
user: Who is your little baby girl? *Glares*.
jabbery: Her name is Carly, but what does that have to do with it?
user: Nothing. *Goes in room and slams the door*.
jabbery: *is confused*.
user: *Flops on bed and starts to cry*.
jabbery: Ooh! Help me up!
user: Why?! *Yells through the door*.
jabbery: *screams at the top of her lungs*.
user: *Doesn't say a word*.
jabbery: *giggles* now do you love me?
user: Oh, come in if you want!
jabbery: I have a warrant to search these premises.
user: *Giggles and opens the door letting you in*.
jabbery: *runs hand through her hair*.
user: *Gazes at you while sitting on the bed beside you*.
jabbery: There is a time for fun and a time to go.
user: Which time is this? *Keeps gazing at you*.
jabbery: *out into the street*.
user: *Follows*. What is it?
jabbery: A dance done in the street outside.
user: *Giggles*. I agree.
jabbery: What do you want to do?
user: I don't know. But it's cold out here.
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user: Can we go back inside? *Glances at door to the inside*.
jabbery: *comes back*.
user: *Follows you inside and doesn't turn the lights back on*.
jabbery: *looks behind him* are you following me?
user: No. Moves to the couch and stares at the fire*.
jabbery: That's another thing. They don't move.
user: *Trys to turn on the lights but the power is out*. Great, the power is out!
jabbery: The power of the hoodoo.
user: *Laughs and pushes you playfully*.
jabbery: Don't laugh!
user: Why not? *Trys not to laugh but doesn't succeed*.
jabbery: You will fail miserably, of course.
user: *Playfully pushes you again*. Yeah right! *runs to the other side of the room*.
jabbery: *rolls eyes*.
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jabbery: I have too go.
user: Oh. *Stand up*. Okay...
jabbery: Great.
user: I'll miss you though... *Gazes up at you*.
...
user: I like you...
jabbery: That's good.
user: *Smiles*. I'm really gonna miss you...
jabbery: Me too.
user: *Wipes a tear away and leans against you*.
jabbery: Would you like to tell me why you are crying?
user: I don't really know, because I never want to leave you...
jabbery: Are you sure? We can get drunk.
user: I don't drink.
jabbery: Not today...
user: I refuse to drink! Just come sit with me please!
jabbery: Well, it was your choice to leave it out.
user: *Pulls you to the couch*.
jabbery: Heh can we talk about something else?
user: I have to leave soon. *Sits on couch*.
jabbery: Me too.
user: Well, I guess we should say our last good-byes...
jabbery: Why do you have to leave?
user: Because I do. *Gives hug but dosn't let go and whispers: Good-bye*.
jabbery: Do you want something more then a hug?
user: Yes.
jabbery: What would you like me to do for you... I'm all ears.
user: I want one last kiss.
jabbery: What will you do with it?
user: Treasure it forever.
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