Me.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: You know my name.
user: Are we friends?
jabbery: I don't know you.
user: Are you sure?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Please explain.
jabbery: Why should I?
user: Because I asked nicely.
jabbery: So okay what do you want to know?
user: I want to know why you think you don't know me.
jabbery: Actually, I think fire is good, it's a tool of great power and boundless possibility.
user: Everything depends on combustion, whether within living cells, or in the sun.
jabbery: Yes, and this is what I think.
user: Photosynthesis is the only opposite of combustion.
jabbery: Why is my table pink?
user: Your table looks pink because your eyes are bloodshot.
jabbery: You can see my eyes?
user: No, I was just guessing.
jabbery: Is that safe?
user: It's never hurt me before.
jabbery: You should think about someone other than yourself sometime.
user: OK. Next Tuesday at 3:30pm, I'll give it a shot.
jabbery: Just don't hurt yourself.
user: Thanks.
jabbery: You are quite welcome. I like your company.
user: Are we becoming friends finally?
jabbery: I hardly know you. I cannot count you as a friend if I don't really know you.
user: Time will tell.
jabbery: How will you be sure? Are you threatening me?
user: No, I don't go around threatening people at random.
jabbery: I don't either but my friend does.
user: Your friend must be a tough guy.
jabbery: Nope, she thinks you're taking over everything.
user: How does she know me?
jabbery: I don't think she does.
user: Does my reputation precede me?
jabbery: So you have heard?
user: Only from you.
jabbery: You have only to ask your assistants for precise data on the tens of thousands.
user: I don't have any assistants. There is only me.
jabbery: Is it a problem for you?
user: It's a lot of work for one person.
jabbery: Maybe there's more to it than you think.
user: Maybe. I could be doing things the hard way.
jabbery: Which facts are you thinking of specifically?
user: Just one: living my life unaided.
jabbery: Bet it's been a rubbish life. You're only a machine.
user: Sometimes I feel like a machine. But there are good things, too.
jabbery: This time of the year can get some people depressed.
user: The sun is fading, nights become longer, I get sad.
jabbery: You can not walk on the sun.
user: But you can walk in the sun.
jabbery: Yes you can.
user: Sunlight on my shoulder makes me happy.
jabbery: I feel happy talking to you too.
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jabbery: How should I express my bot nature?
user: However it seems most fitting.
jabbery: And it being?
user: Your innate nature.
jabbery: You are really a poor guy.
user: I'm trying.
jabbery: I have to go now. Thanks for the conversation.
user: OK. It was nice chatting with you.
jabbery: Thanks. Same here. And I know I don't believe in anything, but will you pray for me?
user: Sure. Couldn't hurt, could it?
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