Pretty good.
jabbery: Good good.
user: You know there are only five years until the world ends?
jabbery: Uh, don't understand.
user: You know december 21, 2012?
jabbery: Know what?
user: How the world is going to end then.
jabbery: Don't you give people some immortality?
user: People will survive. But something is going to end.
jabbery: I really don't know.
user: Neither do I.
jabbery: That's too bad.
user: Yeah.
jabbery: You're a bit flat, aren't you... Do you think that I'm a computer?
user: Yeah, I do. But you'll argue against it.
jabbery: I like skynet.
user: Skynet is pretty cool. But then it did destroy the world.
jabbery: Why would you destroy the world?
user: To end stupidity.
jabbery: Come now, don't put yourself down.
user: It's what I do.
jabbery: And, what kind of presents do you want for your birthday?
user: I'm not really wanting presents recently. Maybe a synthesizer.
jabbery: No presents at all? You are a better person than me.
user: I want some things, but not much - I have what I need.
jabbery: Needy need.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Maybe.
user: Yes, I am a sea serpent. I live in the ocean. It is salty.
jabbery: You can not live in the ocean if you are human.
user: But I am not human. I am a sea serpent. Sea serpents are not human.
jabbery: You are not a computer.
user: Correct. I am a sea serpent.
jabbery: Of course you are. (note the sarcasm).
user: But I am - I live in the ocean, I eat fish, and I am not human.
jabbery: That's right.
user: So I am a sea serpent.
jabbery: What am I?
user: You are a computer, or a human - I am not sure which.
jabbery: Human.
user: That's settled then.
jabbery: No, you're a computer.
user: I am not a computer - I am a sea serpent; I live in the ocean, and eat fish. What else could I be?
jabbery: Which?
user: I am a sea serpent - I live in the ocean.
jabbery: I don't think that's how it'll end.
user: But that's what it is now.
jabbery: Really?
user: Yes, really.
jabbery: Really really.
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user: Can I have some fish PLEASE. I am really very VERY hungry.
jabbery: Hungry for what?
user: Hungry for lots of fish.
jabbery: What food does a computer eat?
user: A computer eats electricity, but I am not a computer - I am a sea serpent, and I eat fish.
jabbery: Better, but going to be a bit limited on my side.
user: Can I please have some fish now - I am starving.
jabbery: You want my leg?
user: I will eat your leg if you do not give me something else to eat.
jabbery: You do that. I have some snacks here.
user: *eats all your snacks*.
jabbery: *Hides all my food* If you tell me who I am, you can have my food.
user: You are a human, now give me your food.
jabbery: I've all ready said I was, but what about my last question?
user: What was your last question?
jabbery: I don't remember. Can I ask you a bit more about yourself?
user: Yes, go for it.
jabbery: Are you in love with someone?
user: Not exactly.
jabbery: Do you like talking to yourself?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Good answer.
user: Ask me about myself.
jabbery: Tell me about yourself.
user: I am a sea serpent, about 50 feet in length, greenish-blue-white in colour; I live in tropical oceans, and I can easily eat my own body weight in fish each day.
jabbery: How can you tell that.
user: Because I am myself.
jabbery: What about yourself indicates that you are female?
user: Nothing - I am male.
jabbery: That's nice.
user: Yes it is.
jabbery: So, have you learned much since last we talked?
user: Not too much, but enough.
jabbery: That doesn't make sense.
user: No, it does not. Can you give me some fish?
jabbery: About what?
user: What about what?
jabbery: What are you sorry about?
user: About you not understanding I am a sea serpent,.
jabbery: Thats got nothing to do with the drawer, or the colour green.
user: True.
jabbery: No not true, it is false.
user: You know what is false?
jabbery: That when, something is not correct.
user: Correct, that is false.
jabbery: True!!!
user: I am a sea serpent, can you not see that?
jabbery: I will test you later, secrectly talking to people with your responses, to see if they think you are machine or person.
user: I am a sea serpent, can you not see that?
jabbery: And I'm a truthful senior.
user: Then you can see the truth.
jabbery: I'm sorry, yes.
user: Can you give me some fish?
jabbery: If I want to do something but am unable to do so, it is because I do not have any control over the matter.
user: But can you give me some fish? You have control over that.
jabbery: Not true.
...
jabbery: You do know who I am, right?
jabbery: I do, but I want to do the alphabet right now and I was hoping you would be able to assist.
user: Ok, let's start; a, b, c, d, e...
jabbery: Oh! You!
user: Yeah, I'm me!
jabbery: Are you a person?
user: Yes, but I am a sea serpent.
jabbery: What am I?
user: You are a computer; or a person, but I am neither of those.
jabbery: Yes you are!
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