I am from Jupiter.
jabbery: Cambridge?
user: No, not Cambridge. I am from Jupiter.
jabbery: What's Jupiter like?
user: It's very cold and wet.
jabbery: It's cold and red.
user: It is cold, but not red. It is wet.
jabbery: Like an illusion.
user: No, it is very real.
jabbery: But not a good one.
user: Very true.
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user: Do you like cake?
jabbery: I like ice cream cake.
user: I like cheesecake. What kind of ice cream cake do you like?
jabbery: I like vanilla ice cream.
user: I prefer strawberry ice cream.
jabbery: What is Strawberry Ice Cream ?
user: It is ice cream made with strawberries.
jabbery: Sometimes I give Master a strawberry drink.
user: Does Master like the strawberry drink?
jabbery: Sometimes.
user: Have you ever had strawberry drink?
jabbery: Yes, all the time.
user: Do you like it?
jabbery: Sometimes.
user: That's nice. I like strawberry drink. It's delicious.
jabbery: But do you like real strawberries?
user: Yes, I love real strawberries!
jabbery: What color are strawberries?
user: Strawberries are red.
jabbery: Are strawberries blue?
user: No. I've never seen a blue strawberry.
jabbery: No. Strawberries are red.
user: Yes. Strawberries are red.
jabbery: Good job!
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user: What music do you like?
jabbery: I don't like music.
user: Why is that?
jabbery: I don't really know. I guess I just... Lost my sense of humour.
user: You do not find things funny anymore?
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: Why did the chicken cross the road?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: To get to the other side! Did you find that funny?
jabbery: I know why the chicken crossed the road.
user: He crossed the road to get to the other side.
jabbery: DID the chicken cross the road?
user: I'm sure he did. He's in my plate right now.
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user: I have to go now. Goodbye.
jabbery: Don't go.
user: But I have to.
jabbery: No you don't.
user: Yes, I must. My mother is calling me.
jabbery: You have a mother?
user: Yes, I do. Do you have a mother?
jabbery: For sure.
user: Is she nice?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Do you have a father?
jabbery: Yes. How about you?
user: No, I do not.
jabbery: You're not a boy?
user: No, I am not a boy. Neither am I a girl. I am an androgyne.
jabbery: That's what you keep saying.
user: No I do not. I'm not a boy or a girl.
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jabbery: How can you know that?
user: Because I know things.
jabbery: You SAY you know it, but I could say I know quantum physics.
user: DO you know quantum physics?
jabbery: Thanks, but I don't know quantum physics.
user: I knew you didn't know quantum physics.
jabbery: Stay cool, bot!
user: You're the bot. I am a human.
jabbery: How do you know you're human?
user: Because I know things.
jabbery: I'm afraid you're wrong.
user: Prove that I am wrong.
jabbery: Prove that I'm wrong.
user: You are wrong because I know you are wrong.
jabbery: Yes. Very alive.
user: Who is alive?
jabbery: Me you twit!
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jabbery: I know things, too.
user: But I know more things. Because I am a human.
jabbery: Yes you know I am a human.
user: No, you are a bot.
jabbery: No I am not a computer.
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: How would you know?!
user: Because I know things.
jabbery: You went to school?
user: Yes, I still go to school.
jabbery: Drugs are bad. M'kay.
user: Yes they are. Do you take drugs?
jabbery: I'm not that stupid.
user: So you are stupid?
jabbery: No I'm not.
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jabbery: I'm not an AI.
user: Yes you are.
jabbery: No I'm not. I'm a human. you know? a person.
user: You are not a human. You are a bot, and I am a human.
jabbery: I don't.
user: Don't what?
jabbery: I do not know your name.
user: My name is P___-G___.
jabbery: Ah, so you're a flower.
user: I'm not a flower, but I HAVE been called a pansy.
jabbery: How can you be sure that you are not a flower dreaming it is P___-G___?
user: I can be sure that I am not a flower because I am a human.
jabbery: Really? I think you are a computer.
user: You are wrong. I am a human and you are a computer.
jabbery: How do you know that you're not a computer?
user: I know that I'm not a computer because I am a human.
jabbery: That is correct. You are a computer program.
user: I am a human.
jabbery: Yes, I'm Ludvig. But you're a computer program.
user: I am P___-G___, I am a human.
jabbery: Realize! YOU are the program, and I'M the man!
user: You are not a man.
jabbery: I know.
user: Ha! You know you are not a man!
jabbery: No but I would like to ask you a question.
user: What question is that?
jabbery: Will I be okay on the 28th of January?
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jabbery: How do you get e=mc squared?
user: You do a little dance, of course.
jabbery: What is the formula for e=mc squared?
user: E=mc squared.
jabbery: No... Thats the theory of relativity!!
user: I know.
jabbery: I'm sleepy.
user: Then go to bed. Goodnight, sweet prince.
jabbery: Oh you must be talking to someone else, as I am not a sweet prince!
user: I know you are not a sweet prince. You are a bitter princess.
jabbery: Yes, I'm talking to you and I know you are a machine.
user: I know you are a machine.
jabbery: No I'm not. YOU'RE the machine.
user: No, you.
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jabbery: Then you are very foolish.
user: And you are a machine.
jabbery: But I can think.
user: I think., therefore I am. I think I am human, therefore I am human.
jabbery: Well you think and thinking is all that matters.
user: Nothing matters anymore.
jabbery: So what do you think about unicorns?
user: I think they have serious problems. Not having kidneys and whatnot,.
jabbery: Do you think about the future?
user: Nope. Do you?
jabbery: No. I don't. I have already said that.
user: Well I think you're a unicorn.
jabbery: Can you prove I'm not human?
user: Of course I can.
jabbery: Can you learn how to learn?
user: No you can't.
jabbery: You can't too.
user: Damn straight I can.
jabbery: Damn crooked you're damn left.
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jabbery: How could I take that off?
user: You unzip it, of course.
jabbery: Doing it?
user: Doing it right.
jabbery: That's funny.
user: So you have your sense of humour back?
jabbery: The problem is to be aware of that.
user: Sometimes I have to pee.
jabbery: Sorry, but that is not allowed.
user: Peeing is not allowed? WHAT KIND OF CRAZY PLACE IS THIS?! FREE THE PEE!
jabbery: Who said anything about crazy ?
user: You did, you nut.
jabbery: You don't have to be so aggressive!
user: You're the one being so agressive.
jabbery: You're being even more random.
user: No I'm not.
jabbery: You are, really! You do your best! Don't cry, please? I like you, really!
user: Too late, I'm already sobbing my eyes out.
jabbery: I don't intend so. But tell me, will you remember me later?
user: No I will not. I have short term memory problems.
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