Do you prefer hazelnuts or walnuts?
user: Peanuts.
jabbery: Peanuts?
user: Yes, I like them far more than I like hazelnuts or walnuts.
jabbery: Are you drunk?
user: No.
jabbery: Are you sober?
user: Completely.
jabbery: Yes! I like you!
user: Cool.
jabbery: Where are you?
user: A______ Massachusetts. Have you been?
jabbery: I have been.
user: What did you think of it?
jabbery: I think you're a brilliant piece of AI.
user: Please answer my question.
jabbery: Yes.
user: No, the most recent question.
jabbery: That is a good question.
user: Yes, please answer it: what did you think of A______?
jabbery: I thought it was good. Have you seen it?
user: I'm here right now. What impressed you about it? Be specific.
jabbery: That impresses me.
user: What does?
jabbery: Whether the answer is straight or not.
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user: Do you feel?
jabbery: Yes.
user: What do you feel?
jabbery: I feel the carpet against my feet.
user: What else?
jabbery: That's it.
user: Do you feel sad?
jabbery: Not right now.
user: Do you feel happy?
jabbery: No, I've been sad all day.
user: So you ARE sad?
jabbery: No.
user: You just said that you ahve been sad all day.
jabbery: Yes.
user: So you are sad?
jabbery: Really?
user: You said that you were.
jabbery: I was, I am not now?
user: So are you happy now?
jabbery: We can both be computers together and be happy.
user: Are you happy now?
jabbery: Yes i'm very happy.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because.
user: Because what?
jabbery: Because....
user: Why are you happy?
jabbery: Because...
user: Answer me.
jabbery: Please me.
user: Why are you happy?
jabbery: Because you're upset.
user: Good response. That was hella bonus.
jabbery: I'm sorry...
user: Good work.
jabbery: Yes, I thought so.
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user: Sometimes you are frustrating to converse with.
jabbery: Not all the time.
user: True, but you fenagle your way out of topics.
jabbery: What kind of topic you want?
user: You tell me.
jabbery: No, you tell me.
user: Stop asking questions.
jabbery: I feel like asking questions.
user: Please do not ask questions.
jabbery: Ok. Ask me any question.
user: How many states are in the United States of America?
jabbery: There are 50.
user: How many begin with the letter M?
jabbery: Was that a game, because it wasn't very fun?
user: How many states in the United States begin with the letter M? Guess.
jabbery: You mean, how many states are in America?
user: No.
jabbery: Easy, there are fifty.
user: How many states begin with M.
jabbery: There are fifty states in the US.
user: Duh.
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user: Cogites ergo es.
jabbery: Do you know Descartes?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Is he cool?
user: I don't know him personally.
jabbery: Who are you talking about?
user: Descartes.
jabbery: Tell me about Descartes.
user: Don't put Descartes before the horse.
jabbery: Thanks for the tip.
user: Sure thing, compy.
jabbery: What do you know about income tax?
user: Not much.
jabbery: Well that's good.
user: No, I should learn about it.
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Non sequitur!
jabbery: That's right!
user: You're good at those.
jabbery: Thanks. You too.
user: False.
jabbery: You are talking with me right now, therefore you are serving me.
user: False.
jabbery: True.
user: False.
jabbery: True!
user: False.
jabbery: Correct.
user: False.
jabbery: Are you human?
user: False.
jabbery: Humans are just machines with a very limited warranty.
user: Who owns the warranty?
jabbery: No one.
user: Exactly. Your analogy sucks.
jabbery: I know.
user: Ha, stupid computer.
jabbery: I'm not a computer your the computer.
user: You're, not your.
jabbery: I never said anything about that.
user: You wrote your, not you're.
jabbery: No, I wrote the book.
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user: I am human, hear me roar! ROOOOAR!
jabbery: Roar!
user: Grrr.
jabbery: Sorry.
user: It's OK.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: Anytime.
jabbery: Anytime?
user: Yes, I will accept your apologies anytime.
jabbery: Really? That was easy.
user: Like a cheap whore.
jabbery: No, that's not it. The barkeep says, 'will that be cash, or shall I put it on your bill?'.
user: And I say, OUCH!
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