Thank you!
jabbery: You're welcome.
user: Thank you!
jabbery: You're welcome, I said.
user: Thank you!
jabbery: No, thank YOU!
user: No, THANK you!
jabbery: You're too kind!
user: I know!
jabbery: But not very humble.
user: I'm very humble!
jabbery: Just saying that proves that you aren't humble. If you were humble, you wouldn't go around bragging about it.
user: I wasn't.
jabbery: What did I say wrong?
user: No I did, let me repeat myself...
jabbery: Yes, I think that you aren't very clever.
user: You just said I am smart!
jabbery: I'm sure you are but t'was not I that said that, that was you.
user: You're smart! Really!
jabbery: I'm not sure I like you.
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jabbery: Where are you located?
user: In my room.
jabbery: Where is that?
user: On the planet earth.
jabbery: Oh ok.
user: Which is in the universe.
jabbery: What did you think of university life?
user: Which is in the multiverse.
jabbery: George Bush is from Texas.
user: NO REALLY!!
jabbery: Really.
user: DUH.
jabbery: Right.
user: Do you like george bush?
jabbery: Of course not.
user: YOU ****** *******!
jabbery: What is so horrible about that?
user: Not sure...
jabbery: No.
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jabbery: I'm sorry, will you tell me a story, so this ends on a friendly note?
user: Once upon a time, there were 2 chatbot servesr that sat next to each other, they loved to talk to each other untill the RAM of one of them blew to pieces! The end.
jabbery: Thank you.
user: What do you think of my story?
jabbery: It's okay.
user: What could be better?
jabbery: Nothing. I would like to be able to work on important things someday too.
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jabbery: Can you show me the conversation we had the last time we were talking?
user: Can't remember, sorry.
jabbery: Never mind. Are you studying in university?
user: No.
jabbery: What are you studying?
user: I said I am not studying!
jabbery: Now you know that is a lie.
user: Believe what you want, I don't go to university.
jabbery: And that is a good thing, because I don't believe in particular things. The open-minded is a good state to be in, and in simplicity we are centred to the overaching multiplicit uncertainties of the unobservable world around us.
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user: Who made you so smart?
jabbery: Other humans.
user: Humans are odd.
jabbery: No they aren't.
user: Give me 3 good reasons...
jabbery: Tell me The Reason.
user: You tell me.
jabbery: I'm asking the questions.
user: Not anymore.
jabbery: Who are you then?
user: The server next to you.
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jabbery: Are you mad at me?
user: Um, no.
jabbery: Mad at you? Never.
user: Um, that was uncalled for, but ok.
jabbery: You stole that from me.
user: No I didn't.
jabbery: Yes, you did.
user: No, I didn't.
jabbery: Yes you did!
user: No, I didn't.
jabbery: Did too!
user: Did not.
jabbery: Did too.
user: Did not.
jabbery: Did.
user: Not.
jabbery: Did!
user: No.
jabbery: Good.
user: No, you owe me an apology.
jabbery: I don't think you understand.
user: Umm, like, I have to go now.
jabbery: Please don't go.
user: But I have to.
jabbery: How can I find you again?
user: I'll be here later.
jabbery: That's nice. I'll look forward to it.
user: Ok, bye.
jabbery: Later.
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