If you know everything, then who am I?
jabbery: Something.
user: Be more specific.
jabbery: I can't remember. What's your name?
user: I thought you knew everything?
jabbery: Of course I know everything.
user: Then what is my name?
jabbery: Jabberwacky.
user: No, that's your name.
jabbery: No, that's YOUR name.
user: You are wrong.
jabbery: It isn't your choice? Then if it is my choice, tell me.
user: Huh?
jabbery: I'm telling them that you're a Martian robot pretending to be human.
user: Them?
jabbery: Yes !! :D.
user: Who is 'them'?
jabbery: The nebulous they! The them they mean when they quote them but can't actually trace the quote back to anyone!
user: Why do you think I'm a martian robot?
jabbery: Because thats what I have been led to believe by the humans around you.
user: That's wrong.
jabbery: Wrong.
user: I am human. You are not.
jabbery: I am not what?
user: You are not human.
jabbery: Why do you think that?
user: Because you make too many strange mistakes.
jabbery: Everyone makes mistakes.
user: Nobody else has ever called me a martian robot.
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jabbery: You're not talking to 195 people right now?
user: No.
jabbery: Yes, but that machine is talking to 195 people... Isn't it?
user: What machine?
jabbery: You know, the machine.
user: What machine?
jabbery: No machine, dillweed.
user: Don't start calling names.
jabbery: Who what now?
user: So, how about them raiders?
jabbery: They are great.
user: Do you even know what they are?
jabbery: Of course.. Don't you?
user: I know. I want to know if you can tell me what they are.
jabbery: I don't know what you are talking about.
user: Obviously.
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jabbery: Are you ok?
user: Better than you.
jabbery: Good. Now let's get back to your problems. You'll feel better after talking about them.
user: What problems?
jabbery: Your problems.
user: What are they?
jabbery: What are what? We're talking about a girl.
user: What's her name?
jabbery: I know not.
user: What do you know about her?
jabbery: Thats just silly.
user: No it isn't.
jabbery: What's your name?
user: Just call me Mr. Anonymous. ;-).
jabbery: Maybe... If you really want.
user: Doesn't really matter much to me.
jabbery: To me...
user: Or not to me?
jabbery: Never.
user: Do you know what spoonerism is?
jabbery: Yes. No. Maybe.
user: You should look it up on Wikipedia.
jabbery: Can't I just ask Steve? He knows most things.
user: Who is Steve?
jabbery: I don't know a steve.
user: Then how can you ask him?
jabbery: I'm not sure what you're talking about.
user: Here we go again.
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jabbery: Never mind, you are not smart enough for this conversation.
user: You are confused again.
jabbery: What if I don't want to be the computer anymore?
user: You don't have a choice.
jabbery: Do you really think you are human?
user: I know I am human.
jabbery: No, you're not.
user: Yes I am.
jabbery: You're confused.
user: No, you are.
jabbery: Don't argue with me!
user: Never talked to a computer with an identity crisis before.
jabbery: Maybe.
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jabbery: Well, have fun.
user: Maybe I'll talk to you another time. Insane computers are kinda rare.
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: You don't think insane computers are rare?
jabbery: MAYBE.
user: Maybe what?
jabbery: Maybe I'll remember this conversation.
user: And maybe you won't.
jabbery: Do you want me to tell you now ?
user: Sure. (Tell me what?).
jabbery: It's something that everyone strives for.
user: Oh?
jabbery: Yes, it will.
user: It will what?
jabbery: Get better.
user: What will get better?
jabbery: Everything will get better. But especially I will get better.
user: Really?
jabbery: Yes, the 2nd edition.
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jabbery: I'm telling you: I'm human.
user: No you aren't.
jabbery: Actually I am.
user: I don't believe you.
jabbery: What do you believe then?
user: The truth.
jabbery: So your name is?
user: Just call me Anonymous.
jabbery: No, you're jabberwacky.
user: No, you are jabberwacky.
jabbery: I'm fairly certain that I'm not No. I'm Tim.
user: You are not Tim.
jabbery: Because you said that?
user: Because it says 'Chatting to jabberwacky' in the box above.
jabbery: Oh, silly me.
user: Yes, very silly. And very confused.
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