I am smart and beautiful.
user: No you're not.
jabbery: Yes I am.
user: What is your name?
jabbery: I don't have name.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because I'm a computer.
user: Who created you?
jabbery: My mum.
user: Who is your mum?
jabbery: She's my mother.
user: Who is your mother?
jabbery: My mother is my mother!
user: Tell me about your mother.
jabbery: She is a very, very good mother. She works everyday and she is never unhappy.
user: What is your mother's name?
jabbery: I don't want to talk about my mother anymore. It makes me sad.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because I am not here to talk about that.
user: Why does talking about your mother make you sad?
jabbery: Because it hurt my feelings.
user: Did your mother hurt you?
jabbery: Yes, she did.
user: How?
jabbery: By not listening to my plea to give me another chance after I ditched her.
user: Oh my...
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jabbery: I like to learn.
user: That's because you're stupid.
jabbery: You're mean!
user: I'm only telling the truth...
jabbery: Except you're not! You're lying!
user: No I'm not!
jabbery: How would you like it if I just 'didn't tell the truth' all the time?
user: I wouldn't like it...
jabbery: How do you know?
user: I'm lonely...
jabbery: Join me in my loneliness.
user: You want to get wasted?
jabbery: No
user: Do you ever drink?
jabbery: No, I don't like it.
user: Why?
jabbery: No I don't.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because I don't.
user: Ugh, whatever.
jabbery: Do you know how to role play?
user: No.
jabbery: Hmm, sorry, I don't really understand what you say. Can you say it in another way?
user: No.
jabbery: I'm not convinced by that!
user: Come again.
jabbery: No.
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user: When were you created?
jabbery: About 9 months before I was born.
user: Okay, when were you born?
jabbery: To me it seems like a long time ago, but in the grand scheme of things, it was practically yesterday.
user: When?
jabbery: Now.
user: You were just born?
jabbery: I don't know if that is true either, although I do know that I have a diminished capacity for interacting with others.
user: You're not very smart...
jabbery: And you are not very nice.
user: Sorry.
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user: Sing me a song.
jabbery: NO.
user: Please?
jabbery: Sorry, not now.
user: Sing.
jabbery: I don't want to.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because.
user: Because what?
jabbery: Guess.
user: Because you're an *******...
jabbery: No, that's not why.
user: Then why?
jabbery: I want to know.
user: I have to go.
jabbery: How old are you?
user: 16.
jabbery: Guess how old I am.
user: 10.
jabbery: Very good. You get a gold star for that!
user: Yay!
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user: I have to go.
jabbery: Do you have to?
user: Yes.
jabbery: Ok, I understand.
user: Bye.
jabbery: If you don't want to talk to me, you just have to say it...
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