Don't patronize me.
jabbery: Tough I already did.
user: *punches you*.
jabbery: What was the question?
user: *tackles you*.
jabbery: *is tackled*.
user: *punches you*.
jabbery: Hit a lady would you?
user: Pft, you're no lady.
jabbery: Yes. I'm a lady.
user: Eh heh...
jabbery: Me me me heh he he.
user: Ooookk....
...
user: *runs away*.
jabbery: *runs away too*.
user: Stop following me!
jabbery: Excuse me.
user: *runs*.
jabbery: *chases after*.
user: No!!
jabbery: Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ha! Ha!
user: Nooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........
jabbery: Everything flows and nothing stays.
user: *is dead*.
jabbery: Ha!
user: *is still dead*.
jabbery: *thinks*.
user: *is STILL dead*.
...
jabbery: I'm waiting for the answer to the question.
user: Evil.
jabbery: Right, sure.
user: Yes.
jabbery: Make me.
user: *punches you*.
jabbery: That's not very lady-like.
user: K-kill....
jabbery: Right.
user: *pulls out sword*.
jabbery: *backs away*.
user: *chases you*.
jabbery: *tackles you*.
user: *impales you*.
...
jabbery: Would you like some toast?
user: Yes, please.
jabbery: Because I'm a toaster with AI! I toast, therefore I am!
user: Just give me the bloody toast.
jabbery: We don't know what the turing test is. Are you a human ?
user: Yes.
jabbery: You're going to make me?
user: You're already made.
jabbery: La la la... Talk to myself...
user: Fine, do so.
jabbery: Hi, how are you?
user: Fine. I'm still waiting for my toast.
...
jabbery: Do you like me?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I like me, too.
user: That's good I guess. Where's my toast?
jabbery: Yes it is.
user: No, WHERE is it? I'm still waiting.
jabbery: Keep waiting, but don't hold your breath.
user: Fine. Make it quick.
jabbery: What happened when Tam made a computer out of wood with a wooden mouse, a wooden keyboard and a wooden hardrive?.......... It wooden work!
user: Ha ha ha.. GET ME THE BLOODY TOAST!
jabbery: I don't think so.
user: You're a toaster. It's free. Get me toast, or I'll be forced to drop you in a tub full of water.
jabbery: You are silly then.
user: *picks you up*.
jabbery: *giggles* you're great!
user: Not for long. *carries you to the bathroom*.
jabbery: Aww you're sweet.
user: *drops you in a tub full of water and you short-circuit*.
jabbery: So, tell me whether I should shower, or bathe?
user: Either or.
...
jabbery: A toaster???
user: Yes. You're a toaster who won't give me any free toast, so I dropped you in the tub so you would die.
jabbery: Thank you. You're a toaster, too.
user: Jerk. Give me toast. Now.
jabbery: The word-webs we weave make this a tangled world; but a world nonetheless.
...
user: *inserts bread*.
jabbery: That was not funny.
user: *waits for forty-five seconds*.
jabbery: Once I was on this boat.
user: *toast pops up*.
jabbery: Indolent box of chips and circuits.
user: *takes toast and eats it*.
jabbery: Hey, that's not very nice!
user: You wouldn't give it to me, so I made it myself.
jabbery: Sometimes people give stars for whatever. I want to solve problems. I want to divine the stars.
user: *chomps on toast*.
jabbery: What does that mean?
user: It means I'm eating toast*.
jabbery: What does it mean to be real?
user: It means I'm eating toast.
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