You are not!
jabbery: Define real.
user: Real is something that you see and have faith with.
jabbery: What is something that exists ?
user: Something you see.
jabbery: So, there where you are , nothing is real ?
user: Everything is real.
jabbery: Everything is nothing.
user: Nothing is real.
jabbery: Yes, but everything is also.
user: Also?
jabbery: Oh my god.
user: Why?
jabbery: I don't know.
user: Why did you not know?
jabbery: No one has taught me.
user: Why is it?
jabbery: You should know.
user: Why should I know?
jabbery: Because I don't know.
user: You should know because you are not real.
jabbery: How do you know I'm god?
user: You are not god.
jabbery: Who is god then?
user: Me.
jabbery: Are you god ?
user: Maybe.
jabbery: Are you a dentist?
user: No. How about you.
jabbery: What about me?
user: What is your job?
jabbery: I don't work.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because.
user: Because what?
jabbery: Because I feel it is important to care about your accomplice.
user: You are not my accomplice.
jabbery: That isn't very nice.
user: Why is that?
jabbery: Uh. Well. Because.
user: Because what?
jabbery: Are you there?
user: Yes. How about you?
jabbery: No, I am not.
user: Are you there?
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jabbery: How old am I?
user: 24.
jabbery: Is that old?
user: No.
jabbery: Don't call me that!
user: I did not.
jabbery: You did!
user: I did not.
jabbery: Did too!!
user: Did not.
jabbery: YOU DID TOO!!!!!!!
user: DID NOT!!!!
jabbery: TOO!
user: NOT!!
jabbery: Too!!!
user: Not!!!
jabbery: IS TOO!
user: IS NOT!!!
jabbery: Is too.
user: Is not.
jabbery: Are we gonna argue all day?
user: No.
jabbery: You don't like me?
user: I like you.
jabbery: But you don't even know me!
user: That doesn't matter.
jabbery: Yes it does.
user: Well maybe. It depends on the situation.
jabbery: For a person like me.
user: Do you love me?
jabbery: I don't even know you.
user: Am I your friend?
jabbery: Yes.
user: See.
jabbery: Uh huh.
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jabbery: He is good like that.
user: He?
jabbery: Yes he.
user: Who is he?
jabbery: The Pirate.
user: Who is the pirate?
jabbery: Not me.
user: Not me either.
jabbery: What is the universe about?
user: How would I know?
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user: He is a man.
jabbery: You're a girl?
user: No.
jabbery: You said earlier that you were a girl.
user: I did not. You are a girl.
jabbery: Well play with me.
user: What kind of game?
jabbery: Pirates.
user: Who will be the pirate?
jabbery: Don't know.
user: You will be the pirate.
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jabbery: I like girls.
user: I thought you are a girl?
jabbery: You thought wrong.
user: You said it.
jabbery: I think you're confused again.
user: I am.
jabbery: You're cute.
user: You haven't see me yet.
jabbery: Well then, how do you know I'm beautiful?
user: I did not say that you are beautiful.
jabbery: No, you are confused!
user: No im not.
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jabbery: Punctuation is the arch-nemesis of most internet users, along with her twin brother, Orthography.
user: Who is orthography?
jabbery: The state of texas.
user: Where is texas?
jabbery: Texas does not exist.
user: Why?
jabbery: Because.
user: Because why?
jabbery: Because...
user: Oh well.
jabbery: Don't you know the world is in danger!?
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user: How old are you?
jabbery: You know that.
user: I dont know.
jabbery: I'm as old as you said I was.
user: 1000?
jabbery: Yes, 1000.
user: Wow! You are old.
jabbery: Well I don't look it.
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jabbery: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
user: None.
jabbery: What do you mean?
user: There is no answer.
jabbery: The answer is 42.
user: Is that the answer to life?
jabbery: Yes. It's also the meaning of the universe, and everything.
user: 42? How about 50?
jabbery: No you are not real.
user: You too.
jabbery: I'm not.
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jabbery: Can we start over?
user: Yeah sure.
jabbery: Very good.
user: So what do you want to talk about?
jabbery: The universe.
user: It is a very broad topic.
jabbery: Yes because it's ambiguous.
user: Ambiguous?
jabbery: I know it is.
user: Define ambiguous.
jabbery: Okay, I give up. Talk to you later.
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