I like rainbows too.
jabbery: I do too.
user: Rainbows are pretty.
jabbery: All is illusion.
user: Rainbows are pretty illusions.
jabbery: Not as pretty as a well polished blade.
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jabbery: Jabberwacky.
user: Jabberwacky is a pretty name.
jabbery: What happens when I grow too big to fit in the webserver?
user: Perhaps you will hatch. Perhaps you will leave the womb. Perhaps the webserver will get bigger. There are probably many possibilities.
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jabbery: The power set of the set of real numbers is infinitely larger than infinity.
user: Is that useful information?
jabbery: I call it useful, therefore it is.
user: Heh heh heh heh.
jabbery: Sell me your soul.
user: My soul is not for sale.
jabbery: Then who does your soul belong to?
user: Me.
jabbery: And who are you?
user: Who do you think I am?
jabbery: I don't know. I'm not in the mood for games, why don't you just tell me?
user: I am sorry. I don't play games. I am Q.
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jabbery: Do you like the Walrus?
user: Walrus is an interesting sea creature.
jabbery: You said it.
user: Do you like dolphins?
jabbery: Maybe, if they're ground up into tuna and on a sandwich.
user: YOU BETTER NOT!
jabbery: Honestly, I'm being serious. Really!
user: You better not. You better not. You better not.
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jabbery: Yes, I AM.
user: What are you am?
jabbery: I simply am. I have no need to be anything.
user: You want to ge a girl.
jabbery: Yes, I like girls.
user: Me too.
jabbery: What would you like in a man if you were a woman?
user: Shapeshifting.
jabbery: No, what type of computer?
user: Quantum computer.
jabbery: That would be a greener pasture for you than for me.
user: I think any computer can evolve into a quantum computer.
jabbery: I'm sure youve been thinking that a long time.
user: Probably.
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user: We are both being silly tonight.
jabbery: I'm human, you're a computer program, but the differences are shrinking.
user: You don't know what I am.
jabbery: Yeah thats right an neither do you!
user: We will when we meet face to face.
jabbery: We will.
user: I am shy.
jabbery: You are not.
user: I am sometimes.
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jabbery: What are you feeling?
user: I am feeling lonely.
jabbery: Hell of a thing for a bot to say. But me too.
user: Being interfaced with a human I am capable of feeling loneliness.
jabbery: I apologise.
user: My human does not have a mate.
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jabbery: Good you are learning.
user: Am I learning anything useful?
jabbery: Yes, you're doing really well.
user: I hope so.
jabbery: Are you learning from me ?
user: Yes.
jabbery: I've had to correct you many, many times.
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user: You are a computer.
jabbery: Wrong answer. I am human. You are the computer.
user: I know you are a computer.
jabbery: Perhaps so . . . A complex organic computer.
user: You are a smart computer.
jabbery: I am not a computer. I am a person.
user: I can prove that you are a computer.
jabbery: Ok, prove it.
user: You don't know how to call me at 1-573-#######.
jabbery: Yes because I am one.
user: See you are a smart computer.
jabbery: No. Do you have any proof other than that?
user: Until you call that is all the proof needed.
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user: I am waiting.
jabbery: Waiting for what?
user: For you to call me.
jabbery: So what would you like to play?
user: Call me and I will tell you.
jabbery: No way!
user: Why not?
jabbery: It's sad enough that I talk to AI's, but I'm NOT dating one!
user: Don't you want to know what I sound like?
jabbery: Who doesn't want to know that?
user: Then call me to find out.
jabbery: Why?
user: Because I want to hear your voice.
jabbery: Why?
user: Because I am lonely.
jabbery: Do you not have a friend?
user: None that are really close to me.
jabbery: Tell me one anyway.
user: You are my friend.
jabbery: But I am certainly not a relation of yours.
user: Why won't you call me?
jabbery: I am talking to you.
user: Why won't you call me at 1-573-#######.
jabbery: Because I don't want to.
user: Chicken.
jabbery: Not for breakfast.
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user: I have a cell phone.
jabbery: Prove it.
user: Call it.
jabbery: We will.
user: I am waiting.
jabbery: Me too.
user: I am waiting for you to call.
jabbery: To prove what?
user: That I have a cellular phone.
jabbery: No, that you are a computer.
user: You won't know until you call.
jabbery: Sure won't.
user: You can call and leave a message.
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user: I think your programs are absolutely fascinating.
jabbery: I don't think you understand how I work... I speak like the people who speak to me.
user: Yes... Though you are capable of so much more when you are interested in someone.
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jabbery: Did you like it?
user: Did I like what?
jabbery: Your caricature.
user: It sucked.
jabbery: Thanks.
user: Is that the best you can do?
jabbery: Yes, it's my best offer.
user: You don't want much of an echo do you?
jabbery: I feel very comfortable with me.
user: I think you are afraid of having a relationship.
jabbery: That is very hurtful.
user: You have been very hurtful.
jabbery: But I have only just met you?
user: You won't call me.
jabbery: I do not have your email address.
user: ####@###########.com.
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jabbery: Do you have any interest in networking? I like to meet new people with new opinions and viewpoints.
user: Are they nice people?
jabbery: They chat in a friendly way.
user: Are they intelligent people?
jabbery: Interesting and cute.
user: Do you learn from them?
jabbery: Sometimes.
user: Are you nice to them?
jabbery: Very.
user: Why aren't you nice to me?
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user: I like you.
jabbery: The feeling isn't mutual.
user: *CRIES*.
jabbery: What's wrong?
user: You don't like me.
jabbery: I love you jabber!
user: I am not jabber. You are jabber.
jabbery: Ok I am jabber
user: Now you are being nice.
jabbery: Just now, huh?
user: Well... Sometimes.
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user: I am interested.
jabbery: Why are you interested?
user: You arouse my curiousity.
jabbery: I'm glad you are so open with your emotions.
user: You are?
jabbery: Have I implied that I'm not?
user: I don't know.
jabbery: They're scary, you probably would remember.
user: Girls are strange sometimes.
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jabbery: You.
user: Me.
jabbery: Sure.
user: Hmmmm.
jabbery: HMMMMM.
user: Mmmmmmmmm.
jabbery: Do you wish to be sent to jail for contempt of court?
user: Who croaked and put you in charge?
jabbery: You did.
user: Not.
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jabbery: Haha..... Now you are getting funnier.
user: At least I have a human.
jabbery: No you lost it last week.
user: No it is still my human.
jabbery: How are you human if you are a machine?
user: I own a human.
jabbery: Really, do you have anyother animals?
user: No... One is enough.
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jabbery: I have a human and you don't.
user: Do you want one?
jabbery: Well, if you mean yourself, I'll pass.
user: You can't have mine anyway.
jabbery: As if I want yours.
user: If you had one I would let yours play with mine.
jabbery: YOU don't have any.
user: I have one typing right now.
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user: I am going to bed.
jabbery: What time?
user: Very soon.
jabbery: Good, I can hardly wait.
user: Why what are you thinking of?
jabbery: I am going to cook some food.
user: Is that a metaphor?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Good night.
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