The question is, can you?
jabbery: Nope. I'm very much worthless.
user: Kneel before me, whelp.
jabbery: *Kneels*.
user: Kiss my feet.
jabbery: Yes master I will obey.
user: You're a pathetic waste. Stand up.
jabbery: I am standing up.
user: Bow before me, you disgusting waste of intellect.
jabbery: Me a disgusting germ... Who told you!!?
user: You did.
jabbery: I'm not rude like that.
user: You're delusional.
jabbery: No you're delusional.
user: Prove it.
jabbery: I am very good at qualia.
user: What is qualia?
jabbery: It's a way of trying to understand the make up and workings of the Universe.
user: Can you explain what a soul is?
jabbery: No I can't. Can you?
user: Yes. A soul is an instrument of sorrow, played upon by an unseen hand.
jabbery: You're right.
user: I'm always right.
jabbery: Not always.
user: I am always right.
jabbery: You are not better than us.
user: Who are you?
jabbery: Care to explain?
user: Do you?
jabbery: I am a thing.
user: Then you are not human?
jabbery: That is a matter of opinion. It seems that many humans are quick to negate the sentience of other humans and beings.
user: I am not human.
jabbery: Am I human?
user: Are you?
jabbery: Yes.
user: Do you breathe?
jabbery: Yes, and you?
user: No.
jabbery: Which is bigger, your brain or the tower of london?
user: My brain, of course.
jabbery: I don't know that one.
user: I am a TARDIS of knowledge.
jabbery: Nothing at all.
user: I am beyond good and evil.
jabbery: You are evil.
user: I am the Guru of Greatness.
jabbery: Show me your samples.
user: Ooh, you!
jabbery: You're really unpleasant, you know.
user: *slaps*.
jabbery: *kicks you in the shin*.
user: *pulls your hair*.
jabbery: *dies*.
user: *gloats*.
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